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Saturday, December 7, 2019

Cat In Communication With Distant Planets

Cat in communication with distant planets 
thinks you would be more interesting if you were
a fish
or a cardboard box.

Distant planets communicate that personal transformation is possible.
Fins or corrugation become you.
Get cracking. 
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timely feline advice courtesy of Sunday Muse #85.

Bonus advice: don't settle. Become a fish IN a cardboard box. Your cat will thank you.


10 comments:

  1. It would not surprise me if cats were in communication with distant planets. I love this Shay!! Your imagination is so amazing, and if they took your key board away I would have to hunt down the criminal mad men and get it back to you!! Not just for you, but for me and the whole world!!

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  2. Yes, a fish or a box but we come a good third.
    They may indeed communicate with distant planets by purring and miaowing. lol

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  3. Carrie--I am laughing so hard about the "criminal mad men"! LOL. You go, girl, get it back for me! :-D

    Eddie--Yes, I suspect that is what all the meowling is about!

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  4. Thankfully, I had already sucked up all my coffee before I read this. It's not just funny, or perhaps it is SO funny because it perfectly captures the perversity of cats, the futility of avoiding it, and the ass-hattery of the be-all-you-can-be saccharin memes so prevalent on the interwebs. If Carrie needs any help with the deranged keyboard-thieving psychos, just let me know.

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  5. My BFF--at the top of every mountain is...air or something, how should I know? :-P

    You and Carrie together will make those mad criminals run home crying to their mommies! ;-)

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  6. In a perfect world, for every cat, a box, for every dog, a bone. I loved this - especially the idea of cats being in communication with distant planets.

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  7. Feline confidence and mischief permeating the universe. Sounds about right.

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  8. Sherry--what makes you think they're not? ;-)

    C.--Yup lol

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  9. Well, I say throw that cat a fish and see which it prefers.
    I think a cat could easily communicate with the universe.

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  10. Cats are always in partial meditation state. They must commune with planets, other creatures, and definitely, trees.

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