tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post3058691182558215273..comments2024-03-28T17:44:41.989-04:00Comments on Shay's Word Garden (Poetry & Such Like): A Cautionary TaleFireblossomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07040525704916368792noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-82365342942973696212010-08-13T08:07:54.494-04:002010-08-13T08:07:54.494-04:00This reminds me of something I read the other day....This reminds me of something I read the other day... it went something like this...<br /><br />Do you know why Baptists don't have sex while standing up??<br /><br />It looks too much like dancing...<br /><br />*rimshot*<br /><br />~shoes~Red Shoeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01919277206516592912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-86212278829066831322010-08-11T15:38:30.591-04:002010-08-11T15:38:30.591-04:00Oh yeah. You got that Baptist heaven right.Oh yeah. You got that Baptist heaven right.Tess Kincaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04889725786678984293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-89315288880616276152010-08-10T12:03:24.353-04:002010-08-10T12:03:24.353-04:00I can't believe you used artwork from archy &a...I can't believe you used artwork from archy & mehitabel!! I have one of Don Marquis books that I inherited from my dad and he got it from my grandfather. <br /><br />I always loved the cartoons and the stories of the cockroach who was once a "vers libre bard."<br /><br />BTW I also enjoyed the poem:~)Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15995684156785464334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-1724395130033774772010-08-10T00:56:41.041-04:002010-08-10T00:56:41.041-04:00What a marvelous read Fireblossom, do not know now...What a marvelous read Fireblossom, do not know now I missed this one yesterday...been there...that is why i pray with my dog....love the part about -why anyone would what to go there...Baptist Heaven... bkmsigned...bkmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03558304976280070986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-23037841612182288482010-08-09T17:24:13.625-04:002010-08-09T17:24:13.625-04:00This made me laugh out aloud. lol
Great stuff.This made me laugh out aloud. lol <br /><br />Great stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-73791778232753426752010-08-09T15:15:24.247-04:002010-08-09T15:15:24.247-04:00"And three shiksas who kindly sat shiva."..."And three shiksas who kindly sat shiva."<br /><br />I started to laff when I read this and could not stop .... I bet there is a very large closet somewhere labeled BAPTISTS ...Darylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08241795455748298624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-701807174241949272010-08-09T10:11:10.337-04:002010-08-09T10:11:10.337-04:00haha. that is brilliant...right down to the distur...haha. that is brilliant...right down to the disturbing nose hairs...lol. yeah i dont want to go there as well...and i am alright with God in a dress...or jeans...and listening to something that is a little harder...Brian Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722940075884718007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-52866012632336669412010-08-09T09:34:20.881-04:002010-08-09T09:34:20.881-04:00Pie Jesu Domine...
Dona Eis Requiem
thud
Not my ...<i>Pie Jesu Domine...<br />Dona Eis Requiem</i><br /><br />thud<br /><br />Not my kinda heaven either. Though the grayscale part I might not mind... for a while. But having to hang around with all those Repugicans for all eternity? Thanks anyway.Mojohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03498213932233245032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-54064870284207148172010-08-09T09:19:17.579-04:002010-08-09T09:19:17.579-04:00And, that concludes the Word Garden Sunday prayer ...And, that concludes the Word Garden Sunday prayer meeting!<br /><br />Y'all come back!Maude Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03669688074743095866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-52438512060934009332010-08-09T03:25:08.385-04:002010-08-09T03:25:08.385-04:00Now that's quite a tale. Just the thing to end...Now that's quite a tale. Just the thing to end my Sunday, and send me off to bed with a good belly laugh.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10807224001874573051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-24362858063620860612010-08-08T23:12:04.480-04:002010-08-08T23:12:04.480-04:00So much fun! I love this.
TeresaSo much fun! I love this.<br /><br />TeresaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-65725663878111403132010-08-08T18:54:44.260-04:002010-08-08T18:54:44.260-04:00THANK GODDESS that the author didn't go "...THANK GODDESS that the author didn't go "all the way" in that lightning...to meet with Jim in that baptist heaven--on her way to the Eternal Bliss!<br /><br />Kiss! <br /><br />Oooops. (Maybe I blew it again). Oh! Now for SURE I....oh well! It was fun being here for annual "week with Fire Blossom".<br /><br />If I change my name...and other crapola--can I return?--grin!<br /><br />This post was absolutely the BEST THING I've read for a Blong time! REALLY! Thank You, Shay!!!steveronihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17498524940140288735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-42931995154038107632010-08-08T18:20:28.905-04:002010-08-08T18:20:28.905-04:00Thank Goddess I am a Unitarian and we just don'...Thank Goddess I am a Unitarian and we just don't believe in hell..phew...so I can enjoy this poem with all the glorious and lush felt wonderful and amazing prose that it is without worrying about lightening striking me down...<br /><br />I love you this was abosoflippinlutely brilliant!!!<br /><br />Love you<br />GAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15127343815869529555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-2577908429127380472010-08-08T17:36:41.473-04:002010-08-08T17:36:41.473-04:00I'm still waiting for the lightning bolts....n...I'm still waiting for the lightning bolts....no way they hit you first.fayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07673468419383240363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-10781378014664554222010-08-08T17:28:55.734-04:002010-08-08T17:28:55.734-04:00Angels with disturbing nose hairs...glad I'm n...Angels with disturbing nose hairs...glad I'm not going to heaven :)TALONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03205633556998220372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-18086762909273070062010-08-08T15:31:54.179-04:002010-08-08T15:31:54.179-04:00I wish more of those types would get called home!I wish more of those types would get called home!Riot Kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02725825736285347870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-86185868087231781412010-08-08T14:45:08.877-04:002010-08-08T14:45:08.877-04:00shall we set it to music and dance?shall we set it to music and dance?ellen abbotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00535475792150335186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-13146963231441193942010-08-08T13:38:56.250-04:002010-08-08T13:38:56.250-04:00That's why I'm not Baptist anymore - I was...That's why I'm not Baptist anymore - I was afraid of the nose hair. :)Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13984802196897920610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-51784641460106850942010-08-08T11:51:09.738-04:002010-08-08T11:51:09.738-04:00I think you're one-in-a-million, Shay—though a...I think you're one-in-a-million, Shay—though according to National Weather Service Lightening Safety, you are considered 1 in 500 thousand for being struck. Seriously, great poem. Always enjoy reading your work.dustushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07796500077556153584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-22519216310035152502010-08-08T11:02:14.329-04:002010-08-08T11:02:14.329-04:00What a delightful poem, you rock it!What a delightful poem, you rock it!The Urban Cowboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01274811305312666931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-83445842338433929972010-08-08T09:59:50.191-04:002010-08-08T09:59:50.191-04:00three!!
i nummbir three of kommints! hoo-woo
ple...three!!<br /><br />i nummbir three of kommints! hoo-woo<br /><br />pleze giv a kiss to bosko for me, thanks yoo.<br /><br />oxBlue Bunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08293991594659253739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-64091441260661775572010-08-08T09:57:52.984-04:002010-08-08T09:57:52.984-04:00I hope the author will trim her nose hairs in heav...I hope the author will trim her nose hairs in heaven? <br /><br />Lightening's a bitch when it hits, I've been struck 3 times now. Hair's all grown back, don't mine my new mustache, and wearing Depends really is not all that bad once you get used to it and big baggy pants.<br /><br />I LOVE your poetry. And you!<br /><br />xoJannie Funsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11595786402510366043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107838361391025851.post-54126001812304127272010-08-08T09:41:16.275-04:002010-08-08T09:41:16.275-04:00NOTE: personal observations by the author were pla...NOTE: personal observations by the author were planned for this space, but unfortunately, she has been hit by lightning and is unable to attend.<br /><br />Please leave your own comments, and they will all be forwarded to her in the rest home.Fireblossomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07040525704916368792noreply@blogger.com