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Catblossom's profile

Catblossom is my trusty moderator here at Shay's Word Garden. This is her profile.

CATBLOSSOM is an award-winning poet (Ponderously Pontificating Pedants Award, The Lugubrious Leaden Laurel Leaf of Literature, and the coveted This Seems Like It Means Something grant for Poetry) and has been published, though the charges were later quietly dropped.

CATBLOSSOM'S work has appeared recently in I Hurt My Thumb, Torpid Love Poems, The Big Book Of War Haiku, and Sally's Yeast Infection. 2013 will see the publication of CATBLOSSOM'S Pop-Up Book Of Derivative Verse.

CATBLOSSOM is known globally for her activism in championing the Topeka School of Wordles & Centos. In fact, CATBLOSSOM has been asked to vacate many of the world's most prestigious Universities, and she hopes to realize a lifelong dream next fall when she opens her exclusive Conservatory of Redundant Claptrap.

In short, CATBLOSSOM is one of the world's leading Obfuscating Poets, and she invites you to place into her hands your most cherished writings so that she may reject them for her upcoming anthology Unsightly Blemishes.

12 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 25, 2012 at 11:09 PM

    LOVIN' CATBLOSSOM!!!

    ♥

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  2. Kerry O'ConnorNovember 28, 2012 at 1:31 PM

    Damn! Catblossom can certainly give lessons on how to do a proper job of blowing one's own trumpet!

    ;-)

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  3. AnonymousNovember 30, 2012 at 6:08 PM

    Sally's Yeast Infection. Nice.

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  4. Isadora GruyeDecember 31, 2012 at 2:48 PM

    Now I totes want to run a zine called I Hurt My Thumb

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  5. Ostensible TruthJanuary 3, 2013 at 10:58 AM

    hahahaha, I love this - sent here by Kerry. Catblossom is what we can only aspire to be, though I'm sure I've seen a few others around the blogs who've been featured in Sally's Yeast Infection too, personally I'm holding out for The Big Book of War Haiku.

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  6. Other MaryFebruary 11, 2013 at 12:53 PM

    lol - I can't believe it's taken me this long to 'meet' Catblossom!

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  7. Buddah MoskowitzFebruary 28, 2013 at 5:19 PM

    Love Catblossom's pic though - gorgeous!

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  8. SaraMay 10, 2013 at 2:31 PM

    I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR:~)

    My favorite source of Catblossom's works is "The Big Book Of War Haiku."

    LOL

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  9. LydiaDecember 3, 2013 at 4:58 AM

    I love Catblossom and want to adopt her!!! ^.^

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  10. Audrey Howitt aka DivaloungerJanuary 20, 2015 at 12:15 PM

    Ah! Loving your sense of humor!

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  11. robkistnerJuly 29, 2019 at 3:01 PM

    This is fabulously fuuucking hysterical Shay. Catblossom would get along incredibly with Edgrrr my Shih Tzu. Their attitudes and accomplishments are such that the cat and dog thing would be a moot point. I LOVE Catblossom! :-)

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  12. Jewish Young Professional "JYP"May 22, 2023 at 9:51 AM

    I only just now noticed this link and this is the best author biography I have ever read.

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