Crows

 There are crows, like poppy seeds on a bun.

There are trees at the edge of a meadow like the hairs on the head of a girl sitting in algebra class. The girl is not popular but can perform bird calls. Along the classroom windows, crows. Class is disrupted, the janitor dispatched to break up the pageantry. Bakers have befriended the crows. They give them buns and laudatory anthems that the bakers sing. The girl becomes a baker. At the school, algebra class devolves into boredom and ruin. The crows call an assembly at which they crown the girl Crow Queen. Each student is given a marble. All of them become bakers. There continue to be crows, like poppy seeds on a bun, like bakers at their work, strutting and whistling in the dawn.

Henry

 A woman gives birth to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

except this time he has a hard shell and feelers. "Write something," says the woman to her newborn monster. The infant is placed in a terrarium with rocks and alphabet blocks. The woman feeds him pancakes with some sort of unidentified berries. Poems begin to appear, scrawled in the condensation on the walls. Literary journals from all over clamor to reject the newborn's work. However, a servant surreptitiously releases the babe into a local pond. In the fullness of time, in the mud, this: "The day is done and darkness falls From the wings of night."

The Child of the Future

 I walk in and The Man of the Past is sitting at my desk

dandling The Child of the Future on his knee. "Five tickets, five dollars," he sings out. This is a child, perhaps even mine, and my mother bone activates. "You can't raffle off The Child of the Future!" "I can and I am," says The Man of the Past. The Child of the Future has a scruff of beard, is six feet if he's an inch and clearly works out. He is well past dandling age. "Five tickets, five dollars," The Man of the Past yodels. The Child of the Future leans over and bites off The Man of the Past's head, torso, and legs in sequence, then belches and stands up. "Manners," I say automatically. The Child of the Future calls me "bro" on his way out and lets the cat escape despite the post-it on the door saying not to.

Bonhomie

 There is a funeral for a thing that was never alive

and so they had to create and then kill it. "Hold still," they advised it. "Don't you want what we are trying to give you? You don't seem to know who your friends are." Such bonhomie is rare, especially during the commission of a homicide. Finally the thing lay still, like a word on the tip of a tongue. There is a funeral, and at the funeral, weeping. "We gave it life, yet in return it only cursed us." Afterward, there are cakes and cookies, and hearty bonhomie.

Raccoons

 Raccoons bring me September.

They arrive in the night, like lovers who aren't in the mood. Raccoons my loves, raccoons my undoing, come to me. In Marrakesh, on Mykonos, there are raccoons. Japanese temples are overrun with them and they terrify the monks with their ratchet ways. Raccoons circle the stars, searching for the lost cosmonaut. As a child, raccoons came to me, rolling me away in a trash can, into a life of seasick longing. Ciao Bella, they said, turning to climb up gutter pipes and silver maples. Daylight comes and a buttery sun reveals me alone. That is the end of your poem, right there, advise the raccoons but they are poetasters and don't know Simic from Snoopy. September and I become a thing, our love still bearing the resale shop tag. Raccoons invoke the Golden Garbage Can and leave their tracts for me to find.

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Hospital

 This hospital is no place for babies

yet there they are. Hello, hopeful noobs. The doctors here all began as patients-- the sickest ones. They are told, "see one, do one, teach one." Primum non nocere is the motto-- first do no harm and yet harm is much of what we do. It's a teaching hospital and the teachers all appear in mirrors. Upside, there are drugs, downside, they're contraindicated like religion. Meet the chief of medicine, with his kind, tired face and bloody smock. He likes bromides, and offers one now: "Pain is the crucible from which our true selves are born." He posts a list on the board every Tuesday. If your name is on it, well done, his maxim is true. If not, feel free to apply elsewhere, such as a factory or a restaurant.