First thing in the spring I see the sprigs of wild garlic
and should mine seem a giant's hand that reaches down to harm it,
remember how the neighbor's legions grew to five feet tall
and how I itched to yank and pitch each one of them to Hell,
You'll then indulge me as I hover murd'rously above it
to kill it quick and understand that I shall never love it.
Unchecked, you'll find the stinking stuff takes over every garden,
so if I windmill arms to pull, I do not beg your pardon.
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for Dverse Open Link.
There is always that one thug that sneaks in and wants it all. As a gardener, i truly relate...in class years ago we were told "a weed is just a plant out of place." There is definitely a place for this interloper, and you have put him in it. ;) I love the skiprope rhyme here, and the craft you bring even to something this lighthearted.
ReplyDeleteWild onions are cool. I can't speak for wild garlic. But then I have never been a gardener, let alone a gardener poet; smile.
ReplyDeleteLovely! I laughed at the dark humor in this poem. I'd never heard of wild garlic, but it sounds like a fascinating plant.
ReplyDeleteIt is fascinating in its capacity to absolutely take over!
Delete"should mine seem a giant's hand that reaches down to harm it" - great.
ReplyDeleteThe giant's hand is so apt. My friend has borrowed my sunny windowsill to start her kale plants. When she comes to thin them, I actually feel sympathetic pain as she plucks the babies and pops them in her mouth. LOL. I likely have too much empathy. It has not served me well.
ReplyDeleteGot a laugh out of this, clever rhyming too...JIM
ReplyDeleteExcellently rhymed!
ReplyDeleteI love the dark humor in this poem, Shay and agree that if unchecked wild garlic can create chaos in the garden. Beautifully penned!
ReplyDeleteLol! Love the rhyming too. ( I understood this verse)
ReplyDeleteLove the rhymes, love the images. Like a fairytale dryly told. I always enjoy your style, Shay :-)
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