Reanimated Lavender Granola Switchblade Nun rides again.

Monday, May 26, 2008

A Cold Wet Nose



( with apologies to Robert Burns)


O, my luve he has a coold wet nose,

He came to me in June.

O my luve has his own melodie

That's sweetly howled in tune.


As hoongry art thou, my bonnie lad,

So deep in luve am I,

And I will fill thy bowl, my dear,

Till the kibble bags gang dry.


Till the kibble bags gang dry, my dear,

We'll go walkin' in the soon!

And I will pitch thy toy, my dear,

And after it ye shall roon.


I'm off to work, my oonly luve,

And fare thee weel a while!

I really weel come home, my luve,

Though it were ten thousand mile!

17 comments:

  1. Awww!

    and after it ye shall roon.

    My dogs' a bit of loon when he roons - but I loves him so.

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  2. Well....as long as he doesn't fall doon.

    I'm glad you have a furry friend to love, Shazza...I would be lost without Mr. Bosco!

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  3. Hi ShayBoscosFoodchik,
    you rite a nice poemtry about him. and food. me like it.
    have a happy day, your friend, sharkbutt

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  4. Well thank you, Sharkbutt! I will be sure to tell him you came by!

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  5. Your beloved Mr Bosco is such a lucky guy!For that is real love!

    Happy St Valentine's Shay!
    :)

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  6. You made me smile, nay, laugh out loud. What a lovely, fun poem :)
    Happy Valentines Day Fireblossom!

    Have fun!
    Padmavani

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  7. Your poetic genius never fails to make me gang all agley.

    Yon bonnie Bosco lad's a wee loocky mite.

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  8. I'm such a dog lover that this made me laugh out loud while bringing a tear to my eye. What a priceless share.

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  9. Nothing like this love, loyal and so true! I loved it~

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  10. Aww... There's nothing better than a dog's love.

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  11. I so adore this! Love love love it! You constantly amaze. This was especially delightful, and pulled at my heartstrings too.

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  12. Visiting from RT: Cleverly done, from one dog lover to another. Nothing like the wag of a tail~

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  13. Just what I needed, Shay. A dog and a laugh! Now my headache is almost all gone.
    (Can you write another one? LOL)

    Kay, Alberta, Canada
    An Unfittie’s Guide to Adventurous Travel

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  14. I thought this was a wonderful, heart-warming parody.

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  15. we love our dogs more than we love our men, that's for sure

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  16. Too cute!

    Surely this is the best spelling of "hungry": "As hoongry art thou, my bonnie lad"

    "Till the kibble bags gang dry, my dear" ... Great line. What fun you've had manipulating the original. :)

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