We meet one last time
reluctantly, like castaways
not quite resigned to a diet of bugs
and scrawny seabirds.
I take an astrolabe out of my bag
and you dangle a sextant from your hand
as if it were the neck of a dodo.
We ignore our plates and order no drinks
though the room pitches and yaws in the gale.
I lift my peg leg right up onto the table.
It's made from a piece of my mast
that fell before your showy cannonade.
The yellow parrot I have engaged
is out to take you for all you're worth.
he argues elegantly in curse words and patois
while doing an inventory of every rolling doubloon.
"You Shanghaied me!" we accuse in unison,
pointing fingers like surgeons probing a wound.
Nice try, but I brought an extra eye patch just in case.
So here we are, sitting at Mike's Deserted Island Cafe,
gaunt, weak, half delirious, brandishing the tableware
and setting fire to our own grass huts, because
we are both angry, and gutshot, and flailing in the water,
shoving each other off the last floating barrel
still redolent of the wine we once shared with a smile.