Saturday, February 12, 2011
Mysteries of Medicine, Love, and Cuisine
CSI's discover that donuts have a hole in them
And pledge themselves to finding out exactly who has stolen them.
Spaghetti noodles, it seems to me, are longer than they are wide
But what I want to know is if they're equal on either side?
There are no stupid questions
But the answers can be outlandish;
There are two sides to everything,
Which is a fine start toward a sandwich.
Dr. Ammadoujananakedlapedian Pooladelichiplipopoulos
Took time out from her busy day just so that she could talk to us.
A latrophobic friend of ours is also afraid of carrots;
Dr. Pooladelichiplipopoulos says he'll simply have to bear it.
Dogs are smarter than people,
Who, in turn, are smarter than fence posts;
But is that a reason for swelling pride?
Or endless, idle boasts?
Dr. Pooladelichiplipopoulos must now hastily depart
In order to place a want ad offering her extra heart
For rent or sale to any male who can recite Desiderata
While juggling stolen donut holes and doing the lambada.