Sunday, September 7, 2014

Research Scientist Dr. Humboldt-Flynn Is Denied Fame Because Of A Buffoon Rotating Through Her Lab

(dedicated to Dolly)

Abraham Lincoln 
opens
his eyes,
surprised
to be 
alive
once again.

"How is your headache?"
asks Dr. Humboldt-Flynn.
"What do you remember?
Can you move your little finger?
What sort of mood
are you
in?"

Then Ashburn,
the intern,
fucks with the environment,
resulting in
a full arrest
in Lincoln's chest,
and his own employment.
_______

a 55 for MZ and the G Man, wherever he is.

 
 

18 comments:

Cloudia said...

Kick up your mind's heels!

Wah HOOOOO


Love it



ALOHA from Honolulu
ComfortSpiral
=^..^= . <3

Sioux said...

TWO posts in one day? I thought Sunday was supposed to be a day of rest.

I guess there's no rest for the wicked? ;)

De said...

Ha! This is way too much fun!

hedgewitch said...

Obviously, she should have sprayed for buffoons. I do, every fall before the first frost. Some species are resistant, though.

Magaly Guerrero said...

I would like to subscribe to this journal. Please?

Helen said...

Would have had better luck with a baboon rotating through ~ wherever the G-Man is hiding he is laughing his ass off!

Sherry Blue Sky said...

Hilarious.

Kerry O'Connor said...

The title is a poem in its own right! I'm amazed you managed to tell the whole tale in just 55 words.

Björn Rudberg said...

Never trust an intern .. that's what always happens.. yet another sacrifice of fame on the altar of incompetence..

Outlawyer said...

Murphy's law applies even to miracles, I guess. k.

Mama Zen said...

Poor Ashburn! It was just an assident!

Sara said...

Okay, no way can I beat Mama Zen. I still chuckling about her comment.

What happened to G Man?

Anyway, this was a fun and quick read. I love your humor:~)

Mr Puddy said...

MOL LOL
Did you get a kitten yet ? :)

Margaret said...

Humbolt-Flynn? There's got to be a crazy reason behind that name! G-Man is out enjoying the last of Northern Michigan's sun - I hear it disappears for like 6 months in a few weeks ;)

grapeling said...

what an ash... (groan) ~

Marian said...

smirk!

Lynn said...

lol! I can see the whole thing. :)

my heart's love songs said...

sheesh! guess i need to quit reading now. i thought the title said "a BABOON rotating through her lab"...