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Sunday, September 7, 2014

Research Scientist Dr. Humboldt-Flynn Is Denied Fame Because Of A Buffoon Rotating Through Her Lab

(dedicated to Dolly)

Abraham Lincoln 
opens
his eyes,
surprised
to be 
alive
once again.

"How is your headache?"
asks Dr. Humboldt-Flynn.
"What do you remember?
Can you move your little finger?
What sort of mood
are you
in?"

Then Ashburn,
the intern,
fucks with the environment,
resulting in
a full arrest
in Lincoln's chest,
and his own employment.
_______

a 55 for MZ and the G Man, wherever he is.

 
 

18 comments:

  1. Kick up your mind's heels!

    Wah HOOOOO


    Love it



    ALOHA from Honolulu
    ComfortSpiral
    =^..^= . <3

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  2. TWO posts in one day? I thought Sunday was supposed to be a day of rest.

    I guess there's no rest for the wicked? ;)

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  3. Obviously, she should have sprayed for buffoons. I do, every fall before the first frost. Some species are resistant, though.

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  4. I would like to subscribe to this journal. Please?

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  5. Would have had better luck with a baboon rotating through ~ wherever the G-Man is hiding he is laughing his ass off!

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  6. The title is a poem in its own right! I'm amazed you managed to tell the whole tale in just 55 words.

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  7. Never trust an intern .. that's what always happens.. yet another sacrifice of fame on the altar of incompetence..

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  8. Murphy's law applies even to miracles, I guess. k.

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  9. Poor Ashburn! It was just an assident!

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  10. Okay, no way can I beat Mama Zen. I still chuckling about her comment.

    What happened to G Man?

    Anyway, this was a fun and quick read. I love your humor:~)

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  11. MOL LOL
    Did you get a kitten yet ? :)

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  12. Humbolt-Flynn? There's got to be a crazy reason behind that name! G-Man is out enjoying the last of Northern Michigan's sun - I hear it disappears for like 6 months in a few weeks ;)

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  13. lol! I can see the whole thing. :)

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  14. sheesh! guess i need to quit reading now. i thought the title said "a BABOON rotating through her lab"...

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