Sunday, July 17, 2016

Read This Poem

Read this poem and I'll find that girl who snobbed you
and cut her dead in mid-sentence.

Read this poem and receive 15% off any astrolabe at The Drunken Parrot.

Read this poem and lose weight fast, locate lost loves,
eliminate mosquitoes, find a bank bag just sitting there on the sidewalk.

Read this poem and grow bigger boobs, thicker hair, enormous wings, why not?

Read this poem and Donald Trump gets laryngitis.
Read this poem and Hillary Clinton gets a big honking herpes cold sore.

Read this poem and feel younger, smarter, better!

Read this poem and leave a comment--
say a lot about my brilliance. Thanks.
_______

a little bargaining for the mini challenge.

15 comments:

Outlawyer said...

Hey Shay--you are quite a comprehensive salesperson and there's definitely a brilliance in that. I will opt for the feeling younger and better--always welcome. Thanks for playing along and thanks for smile. k.

hedgewitch said...

A hell of a bargain at the wish store, and what else is a poem anyway? As always, your cosmic airplane finds a fresh place to take off and carry us along as both audience and actors. Love it.

Kerry O'Connor said...

You are brilliant!

;-)

brudberg said...

I read it and grew boobs... Could you make them go if I say you're brilliant?

Sherry Blue Sky said...

You are so hilarious!!!!!!! So is Bjorn. LOL.

Mama Zen said...

You are damn brilliant! I feel younger already.

Gillena Cox said...

!!!What a sales pitch !!!!

have a happy Sunday

much love...

Kay L. Davies said...

I agree with Sherry, about you and about Bjorn.
Hugs,
K

Helen said...

Brilliance personified .....

Cloudia said...

Promise?

TexWisGirl said...

you are brilliant. thanks for the grin. :D

Mr Puddy said...

MOL.. No way I fall into your BIG Trap !
=^x^=

Lynn said...

You are brilliant!

Now - if only DT would lose his voice.

Stacie Eirich said...

Ha! Brilliance in the laughs this brings! Thanks for sharing.

Margaret said...

Read it three times just for luck.