and cut her dead in mid-sentence.
Read this poem and receive 15% off any astrolabe at The Drunken Parrot.
Read this poem and lose weight fast, locate lost loves,
eliminate mosquitoes, find a bank bag just sitting there on the sidewalk.
Read this poem and grow bigger boobs, thicker hair, enormous wings, why not?
Read this poem and Donald Trump gets laryngitis.
Read this poem and Hillary Clinton gets a big honking herpes cold sore.
Read this poem and feel younger, smarter, better!
Read this poem and leave a comment--
say a lot about my brilliance. Thanks.
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a little bargaining for the mini challenge.
Hey Shay--you are quite a comprehensive salesperson and there's definitely a brilliance in that. I will opt for the feeling younger and better--always welcome. Thanks for playing along and thanks for smile. k.
ReplyDeleteA hell of a bargain at the wish store, and what else is a poem anyway? As always, your cosmic airplane finds a fresh place to take off and carry us along as both audience and actors. Love it.
ReplyDeleteYou are brilliant!
ReplyDelete;-)
I read it and grew boobs... Could you make them go if I say you're brilliant?
ReplyDeleteYou are so hilarious!!!!!!! So is Bjorn. LOL.
ReplyDeleteYou are damn brilliant! I feel younger already.
ReplyDelete!!!What a sales pitch !!!!
ReplyDeletehave a happy Sunday
much love...
I agree with Sherry, about you and about Bjorn.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
K
Brilliance personified .....
ReplyDeletePromise?
ReplyDeleteyou are brilliant. thanks for the grin. :D
ReplyDeleteMOL.. No way I fall into your BIG Trap !
ReplyDelete=^x^=
You are brilliant!
ReplyDeleteNow - if only DT would lose his voice.
Ha! Brilliance in the laughs this brings! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteRead it three times just for luck.
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