4th Century Social Media

Flavius Julius Valens Augustus checks his Facebook page
and discovers that he has been trolled again by the Visigoths.
They make memes insulting him.
They go into hysterics criticizing his hair and nose.

He types in his status: "Stop doing this II me. What do you do it IV?"
He adds a sad emoji.
"Why all the hVIII?"

But the Visigoths keep trolling him.
They send a new meme showing a sausage with a face wearing lederhosen.
It says, "Bite me." He unfriends them, but one day they will prevail. 

Mini-challenge: "not what we came to see"



brudberg said…
When in Rome - AtXd to trolls.
Oh dear Jesus, I am dying.

I'm big time sick right now, so laughing over those Roman numerals made me cough so hard that I may have to the ER.

You are a riot, girl! Keep it up.
Cloudia said…
juxta that position!
Kerry O'Connor said…
Hilarious! I love his utter bewilderment. Poor man has no idea why he should be the object of derision. The Roman numerals were an especially brilliant touch.
Anonymous said…
This is such a witty write. I loved it.
hyperCRYPTICal said…
Oh so clever! Love it to bits!
Anna :o]
hedgewitch said…
The ancient mysteries pf the Book of Face revealed, and we find out at last for whom the hell trolls...hilarious, and also, in its way, quite brilliant satire. I would say Black humor, but that would be too Goth.
kaykuala said…
Good idea of using the Roman numbers Shay, and also for unfriending them to avoid unwanted comments

Sherry Blue Sky said…
You are way too clever. Love the Roman numerals. "Why all the hVIII?" Cackling.
Gillena Cox said…
Luv all the included characters of text talk; Nice one

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Sioux Roslawski said…
A sausage that wears lederhosen and says, "Bite me" is chuckle-worthy.

The Roman numerals are funny as well...
Magaly Guerrero said…
The ridiculous grin on my face says this is freaking fantastic.
That was hysterical, still laughing. Unique and clever.
Maude Lynn said…
This is hilarious!