The conspicuous Christians
fill 4 booths and keep the waitress hopping.
12 adults
5 young children needing highchairs in the aisle
17 orders, all different
5 special requests
2 plates sent back
1 spilled coffee
separate checks. please.
After an hour, they leave
dishes, napkins, crayons, sticky syrup spots,
and
1 tract
with
2 crisp 1 dollar bills tucked neatly inside.
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Yikes. We don't do tipping so much here in Australia. But that does seem a little low for the amount of effort! (Jo)
ReplyDeleteWow. Isnt that the truth. My daughter was a waitress for years - they work so darned hard.
ReplyDeleteThat's a lavish tip for a post Bible study meal. Normally they stiff you. Because, bootstraps. I love the title of this. Christ would not recognize what they've done to his teaching, and yes, he would be tear gassed and recrucifyed if he mentioned that camel going through a needle's eye. Prosperity is just a pretty label for greed.
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