taught a two-headed cow to sing.
With dainty horn and delicate hoof,
she became a star of the opera bouffe.
The cow was green, her milk was blue,
and she wore a polka-dot tutu.
Combining moans with burps and farts,
she harmonized heads, singing both parts.
It's true.
Moo.
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55 words of udder foolishness for the G Man.