- Thank you for inquiring about points of interest in Estrogenia and for information regarding Estrogenic culture!
- Every 28 days, don't miss the Feast of Saint Midol. Don't forget to estrogenuflect!
- Visit an Estrogenic Art Fair! Go through the tunnel to the famous cavern where local artists create estrocentric art! Doughnuts and Lifesavers available!
- Did you know...that there is no word in Estrogenic for "no"?
- But there are 573 words for "shop".
- Only one Camaro automobile has ever been sold in Estrogenia. But 502,349 bright yellow Volkswagen 'beetles" were sold in the first three days of last week.
- Tiny Estrogenia leads the world in chocolate consumption.
- The official language of Estrogenia is Snark.
- Estrogenic army knives include an eyelash curler, an emory board for nails, and a cell phone.
- No one knows what the Estrogenic national anthem is called, but you can dance to it.
- Estrogenia is bordered by Testosto Rica. If Testosto Ricans run out of wars to fight, they furiously attack themselves. Their chief export is bananas.
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I have a cousin from Testoto Rica...and he loves bananas. ;)
ReplyDeleteOMG! This is all so very clever! I have just recently started reading your blog, and so enjoy the content. Thank you for your imagery and inspiration!
ReplyDeleteokay, i had to read this twice to get it, heee heee heeee. sorry, blame it on late saturday afternoon.....
ReplyDeleteSo THAT's where bananas come from!
ReplyDeleteOh I love it!
ReplyDeleteMy travel pamphlet showed the planes for Estrogenia Air. They were bright pink with bows painted on the wings. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, it was me. I bought the Camaro!
ReplyDeleteI do love muscle cars, but I can also eat my body weight in chocolate.
ReplyDeleteI'll dance to national song.
TOOOOO funny, silly me thought for half a sentence you were 'serious'
ReplyDeleteWhy did I feel certain you would like the humor in this, Daryl? ;-)
ReplyDeleteBwa-ha-ha-ha!!! Omigosh...thanks for the. . .hehehe. . .hehehe. . .sorry, can't seem to. . .hahaha. . .stop. . .hehehe. . .oh, thank you! Boy, did I need that!
ReplyDeleteI'll be laughing for a while over this. Very clever.
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