I've read what you wrote.
And? Brilliant, yes?
Brilliant in its own way. If cheap sentiment were white sand, you'd be a resort beach.
Harsh.
So I've taken away your shoes to teach you a lesson.
Bitch.
Hey now.
Why are you here, anyway?
Community service. I missed choir practice again.
Your lap is comfy!
Get off me, pervert.
Don't have kittens. What's the matter, you don't like bathos?
Why don't you try writing something decent?
When pigs fly.
Oink! (flap flap flap)
Uh...kay, bye Felicia. Weird chick.
(from afar) Write something decent, Steve.
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for the Sunday Muse #190.
LOL. "If cheap sentiment were white sand, you'd be a resort beach." Angelic critics should all be so sharp but they have to be this funny too! Alas, I doubt she's going to miss choir practice again. 🙂
ReplyDeletePax,
Dora
I second what Dora spoke about her choir practice! Like flying pigs, some things never happen. Love your brilliant take full of the dark humor filled with sarcasm at it's finest Shay! I also love that you took an image that could lead many to a serious edge and you took the high road, or should I say low road and did it with an amazing flair that only you could do! Love it!!
ReplyDeleteCannot stop laughing!!! Your brain is a wonderful thing, Ms. Shay.
ReplyDeleteSo, nothing worse than being shoeless in a pen full of flightless pigs. Things could get ugly, not to mention messy. Love every bitter crackly little word of this, like lovely white sand in your melting ice cream. Dare I say, brilliant?
ReplyDeleteI can see these two need each other desperately. A match made in heaven (pun intended.)
ReplyDeleteWait...I can become my own resort, complete with sand and oceanside views? Kittens, Christmas geese, Snowy poinsettias in candlelit windows...let me know when I'm getting sandy...
ReplyDeleteLove the angel (muse?) taking a break. I sort of want the stage door story of a rogue angel...
So sharp, I have cut my feet on the white quartz! Brilliant. Like sucking on a lemon to counteract a sweet glass of coca cola.
ReplyDeleteWoo…ooo baby — harsh on that poor dude Shay! 😏 Hard to keep a romantic’s soul in this f_cked up world, even a beach-shallow one. I loved your wit and humor in this Shay — fun to read. 🙂
ReplyDeleteBrilliant use of humor to convey a message. Cutting edge stuff here.
ReplyDelete"Get off me, pervert" - classic line. I think echos Shakespeare!
ReplyDeleteOnly you could write this poem. And that is why we read you. It has been a tough day. Kodiak nearky died. This poem is the best thing about today. (he will be okay.)
ReplyDeleteyou're a hoot !
ReplyDeleteSharp and comedic, I enjoyed the tone of it.
ReplyDelete“ If cheap sentiment were white sand, you'd be a resort beach.” is an absolute cracker.
Engaging dialogue, and punchlines that smack. POW! Right in the kisser.
Sharp and comedic, I enjoyed the tone of it.
ReplyDelete“ If cheap sentiment were white sand, you'd be a resort beach.” is an absolute cracker.
Engaging dialogue, and punchlines that smack. POW! Right in the kisser.