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Showing posts with label daily doggerel. Show all posts

Monday, June 23, 2025

Love Song For Donny

 He calls himself a cheerer upper
that drooling simp,
that cretinous, sludge-blooded
syphilitic pimp.

"Come on get happy
and make it snappy
or just shovel shit
if your hair is nappy."

We've had enough
of fatty with the golf cart
with the cabinet he got
on sale at Walmart.

The baby in chief
is just illusion super sized
whose stupid cryto coin
has 'em all hypnotized.

He's filling his diaper
at his ghost town parade
afraid that we're hip to
his strongman charade.

He's a crying, crapping, superannuated fake
with his spineless, goggle-eyed, parroting rummies
who will blow themselves up like fingerless rubes--
his red-hatted cosplay crash test dummies.

__________

for Word Garden Word List--The Catcher In the Rye

Saturday, April 25, 2020

Why I Stopped Reading Robert Frost

As I reach the bottom
of the bag
of some shit I used to like,
I realize
I'm bored,
and don't want it anymore.

It's like
when I was mad for what's-her-name
or
mad to be what's-her-name
and the tide 
was mad to go
first to
then fro.
What a waste of time.

So here
are my
seventy-five million poems
that lifted,
shifted,
expressed the flesh around these bones.
But today
I may
get up and walk right through the wall
and the me I leave behind
is just a stupid staring doll.

At the bottom
of this bag
is some shit I used to like.
Can you dig
can you see
the fish there riding on its bike?
in a lather
in a circle
with miles to go before it sleeps?
_________

for Sunday Muse # 105.

art by Samy Charnine.