Such a long backbone...
no one is going to fast talk them into a compromise.
Let's talk about the economy of fangs.
Two
will do nicely, thank you.
No hands means no handshakes, no bro pats.
A snake just waits
without ceremony, until you state your damn business.
Snakes don't go to Sandals,
they don't cruise the Mediterranean, hobnobbing with assholes.
They just sun themselves on the nearest rock.
No power suit.
Shed that skin, start over again,
brighter, better, and every inch of it comes from within.
I want to talk about the kindness of snakes.
They kill with an embrace.
They can unhinge their jaws, a practice many people should adopt.
In short, I love snakes.
I keep them in my hair, graceful charmers of every hue.
Don't turn away; love them too.
And look at me when I'm talking to you.
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This poem is for Fireblossom Friday, where I have asked people to hand me a great big pack of lies. The truth is, I don't like snakes at all, they give me the creeps.
love that ear snake!
ReplyDeleteAnd there are plenty of trouser snakes at Sandals
just sayin'...
Love you, Shay
Mean it
snake snake snake ... shake, rattle and strike!!!
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ReplyDeleteAnd my own encounter with one was on a rather different note.
A snake just waits without ceremony, until you state your damn business. - couldn't be truer.
Shed that skin, start over again,
ReplyDeletebrighter, better, and every inch of it comes from within...
I love these lines, and I, personally, have nothing against snakes so long as they stick to their own territory and do not make the mistake of invading mine. Your last line is a very clever reminder of who our narrator is.
She strikes ... again!!! (love that ear-thing)
ReplyDeleteI've always had a bit of a soft spot for Medusa--and great pic (I used it also a year or so ago I think)--there's something really creepy about it that suits the warped point of view of this poem really well. So much of what we think of as evil, as good, is really, part of our own loved selves, just us..the laundry list of snakely good points is perfect--you may be lying about your love for them, but there's a lot of truth here nonetheless.
ReplyDelete'kay. no. this one totally freaked me out... brrrrrr
ReplyDeletei don't like when they surprise me, but otherwise, i think they're beautiful.
ReplyDeleteloved this: No power suit.
Shed that skin, start over again,
brighter, better, and every inch of it comes from within.
Even though you're lying, the voice is still true FB! Aw, what do you have against snakeys, though? Your alter ego would tell you that they make lovely boots and purses!
ReplyDelete"I want to talk about the kindness of snakes.
ReplyDeleteThey kill with an embrace.
They can unhinge their jaws, a practice many people should adopt."
Hahaha!!!!
"And look at me when I'm talking to you."
Brilliant!
I remember Conway Twitty, but I didn't listen, because I'd had all the spiders I could handle just reading your poem.
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I'm looking and loving your poem and your ear ornament ;D
ReplyDeleteI know a few charmers just like you described~
Brilliant view....
Well, stone me. (pun intended) :)
ReplyDeleteI have nothing against snakes, as long as they keep off our island..lol
Great poem FB.
I'm with you. I hate snakes!!
ReplyDeleteThis is just a hoot, my dear!
ReplyDeleteclever, clever. You are not shy with the whimsy and the swears in this piece, making it the sort of poem I could have over for lasagna and Paul Rudd movies. Your last line here snapped me to attention.
ReplyDeleteOh, and snakes can't be as bad as centipedes. viva la
snakes in her hair, snakes curled around her arm {in "Kind"} ~ entirely too many snakes, Missy!
ReplyDelete{naw, i'm lyin'}
LOVE your prompt!!!
♥
You had me totally convinced that you love snakes. My husband, as a matter of fact, truly does...thus, once again, I will be sharing your blog with him.
ReplyDeleteThis charmed me!
What a great lie to inspire this poem; snakes freak me out too.
ReplyDeleteI love these:
"such a long backbone"
"Let's talk about the economy of fangs."
Stanzas 3, 5, 6 (yeah, I loved the whole thing really)
But your closing line is the best. :)
P.S. I think "snake" is a personality type, be it male or female. This is of no regard, but I am a snake in the Chinese Zodiac. So you must be collecting me to adorn your hair as well. ;)
ReplyDeleteThis brought some giggles..I have known some snakes, caught some snakes, and well...ummm killed some snakes. I always love reading your work!!
ReplyDeleteShay, you totally had me going. Isn't it ironic how we are able to embrace an opposite so convincingly? Brill prompt, as mentioned on my blog. Love, Amy
ReplyDeletePS Crap, I could have done one on clowns!!!
I was out of town for a couple of days, and missed this. Glad I found it.......I especially love the "unhinging of jaws". Maybe we should do that to politicians during campaign weeks, then we'd have to assess their actions rather than their words.
ReplyDeleteShedding skin and unhinging jaws is a wonderful attribute... This is so FUN.
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