A Message For Dumb-O-Crats

No need to fret about climate change.
You silly twit, you're just Trump-deranged.
"So what?" about fires, storms and floods,
"Thoughts and prayers" are more than enough.
If the water is rising right up the stairs,
relax, my friend, it's "alternative air."
We're sending cows--because we care!--
to the Arctic to be "alternative bears."
POTUS, most powerful man in the world,
takes no crap from a teenage girl.
So rest your mind, don't listen folks,
it's all a radical Democrat hoax.
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Hoping you feel all better now, for Wordy Friday.

Song of the Silly Girl

"Be Free" by the sensational Magic Love Crow

I fall into a tree when gravity

reverses itself--

natural laws turn fickle 

this time of year

don't you find?

Anyway,

I am become trinket for my

heart's desire, Sir Crow.

He knows me--

the wench who nests in fourwalls

and sings, albeit badly.

As stunned as I am to have fallen up,

so is my Love taken aback

and gobsmacked

at the ridiculous endearments I spout in his direction,

numerous 

and fresh

as spring leaves.

_____

for Sunday Muse #45

Squirrel People

Squirrel people, weird mutants
crouch on rainy branches
cursing me,
cursing themselves.
"We can scale any obstacle, crack any shell,
but we can't open your fucking front door." 

Me,  I am smug,
reading by the fucking fireside,
my dozy comfort a finger at my arboreal lessers.
"Fuck you!" they say.
They are quick, resentful, sodden.
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A 55 for Kerry.