You silly twit, you're just Trump-deranged.
"So what?" about fires, storms and floods,
"Thoughts and prayers" are more than enough.
If the water is rising right up the stairs,
relax, my friend, it's "alternative air."
We're sending cows--because we care!--
to the Arctic to be "alternative bears."
POTUS, most powerful man in the world,
takes no crap from a teenage girl.
So rest your mind, don't listen folks,
it's all a radical Democrat hoax.
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Hoping you feel all better now, for Wordy Friday.
You made me laugh out loud with your alternative bears. This is beyond hilarious, and when it comes to the reality in which we find ourselves, I needed the laugh. Dumb and Dumber will hopefully be gone before all is completely lost. But the cost will be high for years. I clicked on your link with such anticipation, knowing it would be good. Cackle.
ReplyDeleteReality derangement syndrome
ReplyDeleteHe'd like you to believe he's a plumber, come to fix the leak, but all he's doing is widening the drain...and I don't mean he's draining the swamp (as promised); he IS the swamp.
ReplyDeleteGreat writing. I would have laughed too, like Sherry did, but I'm just totally bummed.
As ever, wry, witty and spot on the mark--one thing consistent about Putin's Puppet, he is always the victim of a terrible terrible hoax/witch hunt/ etc etc etc...and also, he's also always a huge embarrassment for our once proud country everywhere brains exist. I also cackled at the alternative air and bears--select your own preferred facts, folks, you know, the ones that confirm all your fears and biases, and don't you dare believe anyone but your Fuhrer.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the smile Shay. I needed it.
ReplyDeleteI am hoping the impeachment works, because if not, I'm terrified we'll have 4 more years of The Donald.
ReplyDeleteYour poem made me laugh...but that was instead of crying.
Windmills! Windmills will save us. (This is a gem.)
ReplyDeleteI love your take on this poem - happy new year
ReplyDeleteThank you for a good laugh. I think we need laughs to get us through dark times.
ReplyDeleteWonderfully wicked ... and wickedly wonderful. I love it – especially the last 4 lines, and especially the first 2 of them.
ReplyDeleteThat's our gipper, talking out his alternative rear.
ReplyDeleteThis is bang on the money.. and you convey a needful and potent message in a satirical way without lightening up any of the critical commentary. Brava!
ReplyDeleteYou just made my morning!!
ReplyDeleteLove, love love this one. Hilary was right from the get-go, and I give her credit for calling him what he was before anyone else was paying attention. Putin's Puppet. Always and forever.
Shay, I want to find this funny but it's way too close to truth for me to laugh
ReplyDeleteI really, really, really dislike him. Can't wait to get him out of there. You've really captured the crazy.
ReplyDeleteTeresa @ Razzamadazzle