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Sunday, April 16, 2017

Rain (An American Sentence)

I'd rather freeze my ass off in the fucking rain than read your haiku.

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For the weekend mini-challenge at Real Toads. An American sentence is 17 syllables in linear order.
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17 comments:

  1. Frank HubenyApril 16, 2017 at 4:03 PM

    Very humorous!

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  2. Sherry Blue SkyApril 16, 2017 at 4:40 PM

    Cackling. Your sentence, I hate to tell you, is just two syllables off from BEING a haiku. Ack!

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  3. Kerry O'ConnorApril 16, 2017 at 5:26 PM

    Can't say I wasn't expecting a bit of sabre rattling. According to Ginsberg, it's not a haiku if it's a sentence... but I think it is.

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  4. De JacksonApril 16, 2017 at 5:29 PM

    Ha! What fun! LOVE this.

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  5. Debi SwimApril 16, 2017 at 6:18 PM

    Haiku - American sentence.... let the race begin.

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  6. grapelingApril 16, 2017 at 6:59 PM

    laughing out loud. perfect ~

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  7. Sanaa RizviApril 16, 2017 at 7:05 PM

    *Rolling over the floor laughing* Kudos!

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  8. OutlawyerApril 16, 2017 at 9:03 PM

    Ha! But what if the rain is warm? (No, no--not a request to read haiku.)

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  9. AnonymousApril 16, 2017 at 9:57 PM

    To the point!

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  10. Sioux RoslawskiApril 16, 2017 at 10:19 PM

    So, am I reading this correctly? You do not care for haikus? ;)

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  11. AngieApril 16, 2017 at 10:32 PM

    hates haiku. bravo for even showing up. you are too funny

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  12. ThotpurgeApril 16, 2017 at 10:47 PM

    Ha ha.. humour packed into that stretched haiku!

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  13. MargaretApril 16, 2017 at 11:16 PM

    I read this challenge and wondered about you immediately! HA

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  14. JimApril 17, 2017 at 12:55 AM

    Give em Hell, Shay, their Mama's a mare that can't eat hay, I don't eat oats. I'm with Margaret as I wrote mine. It was Senryū but that doesn't cut it with you either, it's okay.
    ..

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  15. Dani HApril 17, 2017 at 1:00 AM

    bwa ha ha ha ha!

    you know i changed the name of my blog because you hate haiku.
    (smile)

    miss you Sis!

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  16. Rosemary Nissen-WadeApril 17, 2017 at 3:51 AM

    LOL (although I know you're serious).

    Yeah, but did you have to top it off by showing us all how it's done?

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  17. Susie ClevengerApril 18, 2017 at 12:18 AM

    lol.... I'm with Rosemary. You smack us with a haiku.

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