Mrs. Geritolle is missing her Blizzardville Inquirer,
expected via post every week from out of town.
Mrs. G to the mail lady: "Maybe it's in your truck somewhere."
"Or sitting at the post office."
"I think you took it home to read yourself."
Days later, a post card: "Blizzardville Inquirer has ceased publication."
for those not conversant with text short-hand, SMH = "shaking my head."
A 55 for my BFF.