The Social Event Of The Season
Lady Frances MacFarquhar Ford
--of the Frankenmeuth, Michigan Fords--
On Friday threw a Founder's Day fete for her friends.
Fanny, Fredricka, Francesca, Freya and Fuschia attended.
Fanny said, "Francesca, you formaldehyde freak, pass the crumpets."
"Of course, you festering ferret-faced fake," purred Francesca.
"You're both frustrated frog-fisting flibbertigibbets," opined Freya.
A Flash 55 for my favorite friend.