Reanimated Lavender Granola Switchblade Nun rides again.

Thursday, August 29, 2024

Your Angel

 In a curio shop you bought a small angel.
The first thing the two of you did was to eat each other's hearts,

Hospital or cemetery? I asked, wiping spatter off my sleeve.
We have a nest inside Danielle Steele's blastoma, you said.
Take us there. 

Little soft-spoken angel, my partner's darling
breaks playmate's noses when things don't go right. 

There is the law, and there is what is clearly sick and wrong.
The two of you swing on a blade between the two.

Brilliant Ideas, you get them by the bushelful.
Marriage, madness, ill-advised rambles, and your angel
smashing the crucifixes.

Yes, I tried setting her on fire but your tears put her out.
It is her nature to be unnatural. It is mine to try to survive.

Dawn breaks. The neighbor's rooster kills itself. The sun lists.
What about our family, you ask? I scream, I want a divorce!
You smile and it shatters the Hummels like a cheekbone.
_______________


Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Sylvia

 

The doorbell rang.
My pet rooster
George Washington Crower 
objected loudly.

Who's that knocking at my door
who's that knocking at my door
who's that knocking at my door
cried the ...  well, me at any rate. 

There, standing on tippy toes
trying to get a grip 
to climb in through the transom
was some dude.

I said hey there aardvark face,
monkey fingers 
jumpin' Jack trash Houdini,
what gives?

He say, I am here on behalf
of the half serious jolly jokers club
and we are having 
a half off sale. 

With that he tore off one shoe,
a trouser leg,
and one sleeve,
then bowed to the ring camera.

Straightening, he recited,
Who is Sylivia, what is she
that all our swains commend her?
I said that's cute, she is me, and all your swains can't mend her.

I am an antique,
an ancient wreck
a Hesperus on the rocks of bad poetry
but he climbed through the milk chute
quite dashing in his half-suit.
and won my favor with his drollery. 
______

for Word Garden Word List--Enter the Aardvark.

Music: Lazy Larry Barnacle Bill the Sailor



Monday, August 26, 2024

Word Garden Word List--Enter the Aardvark

 

Hello my oddball animals! Welcome to this week's Word List! Our source this time is a novel by Jessica Anthony, entitled Enter the Aardvark. The blurb says it is about a sexually confused political candidate who receives a taxidermied aardvark and must get rid of it before it ruins him. Yeah, I don't either, but it sounds fun. It was sitting here on my shelf waiting to be read and waits still.


However, it gets to provide words for our List! What we do here is to use at least 3 of the 20 words provided in a new original poem of our own. Then just link up, visit others, and then run for office and hope like heck that no one sends you a taxidermied aardvark that can sink your career! This prompt remains active through Sunday. 

And now, your List!

aardvark
antique
billionaire
chalky
doorbell
expects
glass
globe
joke
jolly
malaise
obediently
proceeds
sheepish
shellac
staffers
tedium
text
tippy toes
vapors


Friday, August 23, 2024

Soon

 

It's August and the cool spell is over.
Days heat up like love coming back
but you know this lover
and they be like that.

The walnut leaves look tired and dry
like an old washer woman's skin.
The tree's still lovely as the sun climbs high
but no May morning beauty again.

August and the flies on the screen
are in afternoon as crickets are to the summer moon.
I'm tired of tying my hair back and watching shadows lean;
let the smokey tang of autumn bring my first love back--soon!
______________

for What's Going On? ("August")

And don't forget that the Word List is still active through Sunday!

Tuesday, August 20, 2024

The Mournful Crow

 
Waterfall, Sierra Madre, Philippines

If you want to find God, you can go by rail
or catch a jeepney, repaired a thousand times
and driven by a madman with a rosary on the mirror.
Tell him you seek the Divine and be certain

that he does not misconstrue your meaning.
You go down General Luna street to the place
where the Moon and Mars both must bow
to the great glittering of the Creator's face.

When you arrive, look for the Indian Laurel tree
where a crow has come down the backbone
of the Sierra Madre to wait here for you.
He knows you have lost much, your child, your home. 

The Sierra Madre crow can offer only baubles,
still-warm bits of pan desal bread, and his wise mein.
He is here, like the church of San Agustin,
as mournful as the Christ, as wounded, as kind.

Go inside, where adobe bricks contain time itself,
and the Spanish artifacts reconcile gold with rust.
There you will find Dibella, Alberoni, majesty and peace.
Outside, the kind crow, the Philippine sky, the laurel trees.
__________

Written for Word Garden Word List--Full Dark, No Stars. When I was 20 or 21, I visited San Agustin Church in Manila. If there is a place in the world that is truly God's House, then San Agustin must surely be it. 

Music: Kate Bush This Woman's Work 




Monday, August 19, 2024

Word Garden Word List--Full Dark, No Stars

 

Hello my late-summer flowers! Speaking for myself, I am delighted to see August turn to its latter days and the temperature turn cooler. I am ready for pumpkins and witches! Okay, so I am rushing things, and depending on where you are you may be longing for spring instead. No matter! Our source this week comes from that master of the macabre, Stephen King!


I have chosen his 4-story collection Full Dark, No Stars. It's a good one, though--as the title suggests--dark as can be. Your poems need not be dark unless you want them to be, though!


What we do here is to use at least 3 of the 20 words provided in a new, original poem of our own. Then simply link up, visit others, and then relax until you hear something strange rattling in the closet or at your window in the night. Bwahahaha! This prompt remains active through Sunday. 

And now, your List!

Care Bears
crow
faded
flummoxed
funny
gingerly
hidey-hole
hucksters
lemonade
magazines
mournful
oak
overhead
possible
potions
pretty
snared
washing
wedding
wounded

Have fun!


Thursday, August 15, 2024

Pardon My Doggerel

 

I never met Gregory Corso
but his words were Gasoline
to the engine of my mind.

I did meet Allen Ginsberg once.
He signed the books
whose Howl had assuaged my loneliness. 

Here is a picture of the two of them,
another random human,
and a dog.

The tv is silent, cowed by the presence
of such vagabond intensity.
Corso shares a sandwich as if it were a chapbook.

Whitman said that not one animal is respectable.
Neither are poets, but they understand appetite
for food, for love, for being here now.

Come closer. I will shed a poem on you and make a mess,
then smile as if I had done something fine
to the engine of your mind
to assuage your loneliness.

I will do for you as these others have done for me,
off the leash and across the page
down through all the days of my life. 
_______

for What's Going On? "It's Raining cats & Dogs."

Music: Jennifer Warnes and Leonard Cohen Song of Bernadette



Tuesday, August 13, 2024

Farm

 

The butter is hard--
the biscuit takes it like a punch.
Eat your crumbs, child.

The milk expands, exploding the jug.
Cold cows care for nothing,
least of all the farmer's hands blue on the udder. 

This is agri-business. There are rules.
The clerk is here to count the kernels.
 No kindness from crows hard and polished as obsidian.

The vane is a zig-zag escapee
shouting "Freedom!" from inside the wind's mouth
where white teeth worry at fogged-up windows.

Automated fakes pass out promises
in Dixie cups, hats bobbing like generator vent caps,
a rooster in every head, erupting with cold words. 

Paint the chickens black and white
and dress them in freezer bags like crunchy raincoats.
Salute the magpie, child,

for luck, your ribs bent into a horseshoe and nailed
above the big open door
where our policies are performed.
_______

for Word Garden Word List--Philip K. Dick


Monday, August 12, 2024

Word Garden Word List--Philip K. Dick

 

Hello my little Listies! This week our source is a 1974 dystopian novel by the late Philip K. Dick entitled Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said. Isn't that a great title?

Philip K. Dick

I love a good sci-fi story, but like the divide between fans of Star Trek (me) and Star Wars, I do not like sci-fi's dragon-happy cousin, fantasy. My personal tastes aside, what we do here is to use at least 3 of the 20 words provided in a new original poem of our own. Any subject, any style or form. Then just link up, visit others, and then sit and contemplate how the world around you is an illusion constructed by powerful shadow figures beyond imagining. Or, just read a PkD novel! This prompt remains active through Sunday.

And now, your List!

automatic
butter
choose
clerk
Dixie cup
escapee
fakes
fixed
fogged-up
frizzy
lucid
magpie
mandatory
puny
quibble
records
reincarnated
rules
shaken
slime



Tuesday, August 6, 2024

Lucy the Tiger-Human Hybrid

 Lucy, the tiger-human hybrid
litigated against the lab and strutted out one day
to a clatter of cameras and bright lights.

She's all about mid-century modern.
Her home is all in avocado and burnt orange,
even her skin between the stripes. 

She is uncommonly graceful
but life is awkward. Women won't let her
hold their babies for fear of bloody murder.

She has difficulty finding clothes that fit her.
Terrified clerks back away big-eyed, never thinking
of how these reactions hurt her. 

On a friend's birthday, Lucy jumped out,
shouting "Surprise!" and the friend fainted.
These snafus happen all the time.

"Sweet ink!" crows the hipster at the coffee bar,
She does not correct him. "And you must work out!"
He may be just the guy she's had in mind.

At Lucy's house, retro fashion reigns supreme.
She and the kittens groove to the Stray Cats. 
Her man is strictly cutting edge and avant-garde.

Life is so much better now, she says.
Things worked out thanks to lawyers and latte,
and the only thing she charges is her credit card.
________

for Word Garden Word List--Apathy.

Monday, August 5, 2024

Word Garden Word List--Apathy

 

Hello, my little cubicle rats! This week's Word List is taken from Paul Neilan's absolutely hilarious nihilistic absurdist novel Apathy.  I am sorry to be slightly late getting this posted, but a combination of health concerns and Olympics addiction delayed me just a bit. 

Paul Neilan

The protagonist in this novel compares two women he is sleeping with by saying that sleeping with one (to get a break on his rent) makes him feel like a clown, but sleeping with the other makes him feel like a clown sitting on a splintered floor, holding a gun and crying. The banality of a co-worker's chatter makes him drop to a knee, knowing he could now never have children. It's a crazy tale full of very funny hyperbole, hopeless weary observations, and completely ridiculous scenes and characters. 

What we do here is to use at least 3 of the 20 words provided in a new original poem of our own. Then just link up, visit others, and then give Paul Neilan a badly-needed hug. This prompt remains active through Sunday!

And now, your List:

avocado
awkward
bumbling
cartoon
circle
deaf
furiously
gibberish
guinea pigs
helicopter
hilarious
kittens
letterhead
madness
murder
parole
queen
terrified
thumbs-up
writhed


Saturday, August 3, 2024

Black Roses


September in the city
and nobody knows you're here.
It's okay to walk down the boulevard
it doesn't care if you're sad or broke or queer

All the familiar faces
washed away in an angry rain
now you're here in September in the city
and you have to start all over again

The sun just over the pigeon roofs
is yours as much as anyone else's here
and black roses in a sidewalk garden
bless you as much as anyone, dear

September in the city
and god is in the windows and the leaves
you will be all right, for one more night
if you just remember to breathe

The sun just over the pigeon roofs
is yours as much as anyone else's here
and black roses in a sidewalk garden
bless you as much as anyone, dear.