Spiritual Wisdom From Fireblossom, Eastern Mystic*

*(more fucking haiku!)

the bubbling stream

finds peace only when it flows

cat hurls on carpet

golden sun spreads light

far beyond its horizon

oh no, fem odor

swallow builds its nest

from objects it can gather

steal lipstick, why pay?

mt. fuji erupts

all illusions burned away

wife found cell phone bill

ants communicate

all have found the same proud tree

laugh at tiny twig

zen master very wise

cares not where golden coins went

denies all charges

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The Calm Bird/ Haiku Poetry For A Wednesday Evening

consider the calm bird

assuming a steady pose

flap your wings, stupid

always seek stillness

goldfish swim, then are at rest

koi pond is frozen

nature provides much

receive nourishment from earth

use three second rule

angry mount fuji

flows faster than man can run

where are the fucking keys?

to coax bonsai tree

trim wisely and use soft ties

hammer not so good

sun rises then sets

industrious zen master

with your wife long time

sick like hell of rice

same thing morning noon and night

fuck you, uncle ben

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Some Fucking Haikus

Hello, students. It is well known that Zen Mistress Fireblossom hates haiku. But "hate" is such a strong word. So, she is going to assume the lotus position, clear her mind, and release all negativity. She will meditate, seek oneness, and refer to herself in the third person. Oh my gosh. Look! Haikus!

pink blossom receives
the hummingbird's eager kiss
gets chlamydia

zen master teaches
each lesson sweet as cherries
but still needs night job

house with paper walls
requires a patient artist
frames keep falling

birds like toyotas
fly quickly over the trees
never slowing down

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for dverse form for all, y'all