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Wednesday, November 6, 2024

Slough O' Despond

 

Welcome to the Slough O' Despond Shopper!
Oh, the warmhearted clerk you liked won't be back--
we chained her to a stove and dumped the stove down the 
roiling 
          oilspill
                     of our ravenous bellies.

Don't be bitter, we still offer a wide selection
of watery logic and dubious ingredients.
Our highly satisfactory laundry products get everything
whiter than white like a terrified horse's eyes
when we ride him into our slaughterdreams
which are
                 members-only
                                           and fully automatic. 

Check out today's special! BOGO on genders
of which there are two but only one matters.
Recite with us our shopper's guarantee! We
pledge allegiance to our public, but only
those who happened to be born in our parking lot. 
Come on,
                 crawl in, 
                                leap in, but don't look 
at the price tags cleverly hidden in plain sight and doubled every day.
_________________

for Word Garden Word List and WGO? open link

"Slough O' Despond Shopper" taken from a line in Grover Lewis's poem You Know Where. 

I am in a state of utter despair today about my country and the apparently innumerable people in it who just voted in a doddering Christo-fascist dictator.

Music: Celine Dion Think Twice. It's a break-up song. It reminds me of my country.



Sunday, November 3, 2024

Word Garden Word List--Absent in the Spring

 

Hello my roving rhymesters! Here I am with your weekly Word List, a day early this time! I have been mulling changing the day to post because the first few days have been a ghost town; most people seem to show up at the end of the week. Thoughts?

Anyway, our source this week is a novel by "Mary Westmacott", a pseudonym used by the famous mystery writer Agatha Christie for her non mystery novels. This one was kindly recommended to me by my friend Queen Cool Dora and is called "Absent in the Spring." I'll include now my review from Goodreads.com:

My Goodreads review of "Absent In The Spring" by Mary Westmacott (Agatha Christie writing under a pseudonym). 5/5 stars.
I know all too well the type of person that the unreliable--even, or especially, to herself--narrator of this novel is. Joan is unwilling to face reality even as it goes on relentlessly right in front of her face. She's shallow, judgy, materialistic, surface, and possesses an iron conviction that everyone else is confused, shabby, pitiable, and most of all, absolutely in need of her expert guidance. She's a prig, a meddler, a busybody, and a snob, still blundering through life as the perfect student from St. Anne's, her girlhood school. She doesn't set out to be cruel--in fact she thinks herself the soul of kindness--but somehow she leaves a trail of injured, damaged loved ones in her wake all the same. It's all a mystery to her until she finds herself stranded at a lonely desert "Rest House" waiting for a train that's been delayed by several days. There, she quickly runs out of distractions and diversions, and with no busy tasks to attend to or people to interact with (except for the three foreign workers there, and that fails utterly), she has time to do nothing but think and comes face to face with her true self, and she doesn't much like it. The scales finally fall from her eyes, as it were, but will her new and unwonted self-knowledge stay with her when she finally gets back home in familiar, comfortable surroundings? Read it and find out.

What we do here is to use at least 3 of the 20 words provided in a new, original poem of our own. Then just link up, visit others, and don't get lost in the desert afterward like Joan in the novel. This prompt remains active through Sunday.

And now, your List:

alarm
amusement
bitter
capricious
competent
dubious
far
impossible
lazy
nerves
quietly
recite
roving
satisfactory
stuffy
suffered
symbol
vision
warmhearted
watery


 


Thursday, October 31, 2024

On the Occasion of my 39th Sobriety Anniversary

 

You ask nothing of me that you do not share in every detail.

In a desert place, on the edge of a precipice, you found me
and took every wound upon yourself.

You bled where I bled, and that is as real as it gets.
You offered your hand but left it to me whether to take it. 

I did, and knew that I would never fall, then or ever,
and here I stand, Never Alone, sober and strong

Not because of any book or pulpit, but because
a workman found me in a desert place and gave me His hand. 
______

My 39th sobriety anniversary was last month. One day at a time. 


Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Wishbone

 

When I was young, I learned the art of
decisions made with wishbones. 
A living heart had informed them
with a love of yellow corn and a fear of silver hatchets. 

I came out of my shell one night during 
a traffic accident like waking during surgery.
Wrecked Chevies turn shy as little girls
but their drivers find illumination in oil and blood and pavement. 

Jail and church are cousins and I found
in one what had eluded me in the other. 
That morning they returned my effects.
A crow had nested inside my leather satchel like swag from limbo.

Why bring all of this up? Why now, when
October is just a penny on the railroad track
shiny and done with, like an old flame?
I guess I'm just telling how I got here, the whole swerve of my life.

Living alone takes nerve, more than I ever had young.
Magic never gets the laundry done, or the
chicken fried, but I have it in spades these
rainy days, when my hawk-heart feels the wishbone

and I wonder what it will tell about me, how it will split
between sweetheart and shrew, drunk and duena,
all the spilled tiles and tears that depicted my face,
the one I wore while here, doing the best I could, grandmother and memory.
________

for Word Garden Word List--She Had Some Horses

Music: Katey Sagal Bird On The Wire. 





Monday, October 28, 2024

Word Garden Word List--She Had Some Horses

 

Hello, my very marvelous versifiers! It is time once again for a new Word List! This time, I have liberated She Had Some Horses by Joy Harjo from its 40-year snooze on a shelf of the bookcase where I like to keep all of my poetry books. 


The blurb on the back reads as follows: This is not a book. It is an opening onto woman light, into hatching, into awakening. The ruined & dismembered, imprisoned, dispossessed, ride out on a bright thundering of horses in a light of illumination & love. Who touches this book touches a woman. If you want to remember what you never listened to & what you didn't know you knew, or wanted to know, open this sound & forget to fear. A woman is appearing in the horizon light. --Meridel Le Sueur.


Well all righty then. A tad overwritten & overblown & it has the weird "&'s" instead of "ands" but hey. The book itself does none of that, and yet, I have owned my copy since the 80's and have never read it through because it just does not grab me. It isn't bad, I just don't think it is all that and a strawberry milkshake. Honestly, it stopped one step short of sending me off to sleep. She somehow writes of difficult, worthy subjects without making me feel. However, I did like the ending of the title poem:

She had some horses she loved.
She had some horses she hated.

These were the same horses. 

Joy Harjo is a Poet Laureate of the United States of America. (So is Billy Collins, but while he's cute and readable, I don't find him to be earth-shattering either.) But what do I know? Harjo is famous, celebrated, and enjoyed by many. To paraphrase the B52's, before I talk, I should read her book! (But I know, after compiling this week's List, that I never will.  Little lending library, here we come.) Pay no attention to me, this long-haired, overfed, leaping gnome and her crackpot opinions!


My views aside, Harjo's book was just fine for compiling a word list! What we do here is to use at least 3 of the 20 words provided in a new original poem of our own. Then just link up, visit others, and then spout rot about the famous poet of your choice! 

And now, your List:

alive
animals
belly
bones
corn
crow
hawk
heart
horses
jail
magic
nerve
never
railroad
rained
shell
shy
silver
sweetheart
yellow


Thursday, October 24, 2024

In Honor Of

They name things after people.
It's done all the time,
like

the George Washington Bridge
or
Kennedy Space Center.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee
but then,
Sara Lee never did anything to me.

There are others.
O'Hare airport,
Richard A. Handlon Correctional Facility
or
Willard Asylum for the Chronic Insane.

I'm adding one
and calling it
The Pat R. Harvey Desert.
Its grand scale reflects your self-importance,
its shifting sands your endless bogus tap dance,
and its
vast, uninhabitable wastes
your vacant heart.

I placed a plaque
smack dab in the middle
where the sun is harshest.
It tells the tale
of which curb I kicked your bullshit to.
If you want it,
it's out there where nothing can survive
with your golf clubs
and your
side piece.
_______

for What's Going On? "desert"
.

Monday, October 21, 2024

Word Garden Word List--Hapax

 

Hello my poetic posse, it is time again for a new Word List! Way back in July, when the sun was high and the sidewalk hot, our source was a volume by poet A. E. Stallings called Like. This week we return to Ms. Stallings but switch to another volume called Hapax (Hapax: once, once only, once and for all.) 


I love how she expresses both prosaic and weighty ideas in a most appealing and usually rhyming style. Rhyme seems to have somehow become the red-headed stepchild of modern poetry. Free verse, blank verse, prose poetry, and the dreaded imposter that calls itself poetry but is actually just journaling have taken over, it seems to me. Do I write free verse, blank verse, and prose poetry? You bet I do, but I also love rhyme and form, all the more as I grow older. And so, A.E. Stallings delights me, much as A. E. Housman always has. All these A.E.'s! 

Last time, I didn't give you any examples of Stallings' work, but this time i am going to provide two. The first is one called "Apotropaic." The title means "power to ward off evil." 

Pity Evil his quaintness and old-fangled
Manners, his age, his nerves so raw that bells
And firecrackers leave him spooked and jangled.
Shy of onion, garlic, pungent smells,

His stomach thrown off by a pinch of salt,
He hankers for blandness like an invalid.
He stands on ceremony. He will halt
When not invited in. You can be rid

Of his presence by vulgarity--eschew
His curious eye by spitting, and offend
His queer aesthetics with the color blue. 
Beauty attracts him. He's quick to befriend

The lucky, the talented, the heaven-sent--
At your service if not your command--
Courtly, brought close by compliment,
Bowing, with his black hat in his hand. 
___

And, "Another Lullaby For Insomniacs"

Sleep, she will not linger:
She turns her moon-cold shoulder.
With no ring on her finger,
You cannot hope to hold her.

She turns her moon-cold shoulder
And tosses off the cover.
You cannot hope to hold her:
She has another lover.

She tosses off the cover
And lays the darkness bare.
She has another lover,
Her heart is otherwhere.

She lays the darkness bare.
You slowly realize
Her heart is otherwhere.
There's distance in her eyes.

You slowly realize
That she will never linger,
With distance in her eyes
And no ring on her finger.

I have tried to suss out what form the latter example is, but failed. It is similar to, but not a Kyrielle or a villanelle. In any event, I love both its depth and its workmanship. You too? 


What we do here is to use at least 3 of the 20 words provided in a new, original poem of our own. It need not rhyme or use form, that is merely what I personally like about the work of A.E.Stallings. Then just link up, visit others, and then try to get some sleep, despite the Black Hat Man! This prompt remains active through Sunday. 

And now, your List:

ambulance
butterfly
cradle
chrysanthemums
ferric
flags
fogging
funeral
groggy
guess
idiocy
kinder
kites
mint
phantom
scatter
torch
tunes
wise
zero