Friday, June 18, 2010

Love Recipes

Your apple is no pomegranate;
There's plenty more than sugar in it.

Don't pick hemlock by the backyard gate,
Then serve it on a china plate.

The white dust on the tarts I'm fed
Came lately from the garden shed.

I'll miss the cookies, cakes and such,
But dear, I just don't trust you much.

Another thought, another look,
I'd better fire the fucking cook.



mac said...

The poison we knowingly partake.
Be it real, or be it fake,
We do it all for love's sake.

I'm not sure who is to blame.
But, given a choice, I'd do it all again, just the same.

Why? Because I love this fucking game :-)

Senorita said...

I miss the cake and cookies too !

Tabitha Bird said...

Love it. Fire the cook! do it! :)

Lynn said...

Ha! That cracked me up. :)

Ily said...

Chica, you made me laugh this morning...and smile! :)

Daryl said...

Wonderful wake up ...

ellen abbott said...

very cute.

TechnoBabe said...

Have someone taste test things before you eat them.

Blue Bunny said...

that's my favrit pome evir of yors!


Riot Kitty said...

Excellent! Have you ever read Agatha Christie?

TALON said...

Or keep the cook and, like all good Queens, hire a taster ;)

Loved it, Shay!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Did someone say cake????
I miss it too.
xo jj

Mama Zen said...

I wish someone would fire this fucking cook!

Mojo said...

What, you mean everyone doesn't like a little Sevin Dust on their cherry tarts?

SharoninWonderland said...

Just fucking brilliant!