"Children are the only ones who blush." --Lou Reed
The poissonier said to Marcel Proust,
"It isn't always about you.
I've got my own fish to fry."
Nemesis said to Narcissus,
"Get over yourself.
Eat those feewings, and stay out of the water.
Mott the Hoople met a frog and a local beauty for lunch,
and Pharaoh Menes came all the way from Memphis.
The menu was all-natural,
but none of them much liked being told to eat shit.
70 words exactly (excepting the quotes at the top) for Words Count.