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Sunday, April 16, 2017

Rain (An American Sentence)

I'd rather freeze my ass off in the fucking rain than read your haiku.

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For the weekend mini-challenge at Real Toads. An American sentence is 17 syllables in linear order.

17 comments:

  1. Cackling. Your sentence, I hate to tell you, is just two syllables off from BEING a haiku. Ack!

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  2. Can't say I wasn't expecting a bit of sabre rattling. According to Ginsberg, it's not a haiku if it's a sentence... but I think it is.

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  3. Haiku - American sentence.... let the race begin.

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  4. *Rolling over the floor laughing* Kudos!

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  5. Ha! But what if the rain is warm? (No, no--not a request to read haiku.)

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  6. So, am I reading this correctly? You do not care for haikus? ;)

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  7. hates haiku. bravo for even showing up. you are too funny

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  8. Ha ha.. humour packed into that stretched haiku!

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  9. I read this challenge and wondered about you immediately! HA

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  10. Give em Hell, Shay, their Mama's a mare that can't eat hay, I don't eat oats. I'm with Margaret as I wrote mine. It was Senryƫ but that doesn't cut it with you either, it's okay.
    ..

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  11. bwa ha ha ha ha!

    you know i changed the name of my blog because you hate haiku.
    (smile)

    miss you Sis!

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  12. LOL (although I know you're serious).

    Yeah, but did you have to top it off by showing us all how it's done?

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  13. lol.... I'm with Rosemary. You smack us with a haiku.

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