
A demon is depressed,
Has a headache,
Is reduced to perpetrating mere mischief.
"So many bunion-ridden priests,
Splattering holy water and going on about
The-power-of-Christ-compels-you yadda yadda."
The demon sighs and the hanging plants wither and smoke.
"I knew a succubus once," says our demon,
"That girl's kiss could set your hair on fire."
But the succubus got sick of stealing sleepers' souls
And became a realtor.
"The last job I worked, they didn't even bring in the church,
They called their homeowner's association instead.
'Possession is prohibited within fifty yards of an occupied dwelling,' they said.
What could I do? Those guys work for the big boss."
The demon is depressed,
Has a headache,
Gets a job at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
They give him a rubber stamp that says "application denied."
It is his only joy.
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