Mrs. Upscale sends her little witchlet to Business Pre-School,
Where she quickly flunks out.
A little boy in a blazer snickers;
The witchlet's mouth turns down like a stitched toy cat's.
She makes his feet webbed,
Then burns down the building.
She has to say she's sorry;
She isn't, but the lying makes her happy.
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a friday 55 for G Man
mouth like a stitched cats....
ReplyDeleteyeah!
A poem AND cat pic - BLISS!
Aloha from Hawaii
Comfort Spiral
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ps: I like Detroit 187 (Christo-FUH!) and will tell you in private that Hawaii 5-O has had thefts on set too, Shhhhh!
Shay...
ReplyDeleteCats,,Witches,,Spells?
PERFECT!!
I Loved Your Story!
Most Excellent Seasonal 55 My Dear!
Thank You so much for playing this week.
You Rock The Mitten Baby....
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G
This is potion-packed goodness! I love that last line. Deliciously evil.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh Halloween is heating up and getting hot
ReplyDeleteNice Shay
sorry havent been here been crazy busy
missed you
Moonie smiles
A witch, a stitched down cat mouth, spells, fire and a last line to die for....what's not to love??!! Fabulous, as always. You do seem to have a vast knowledge of Things Witchy! hee hee.
ReplyDeletelol! I hope I'm allowed to laugh? This cracked me up! Shay, you're one in a billion :)
ReplyDeleteExcellent!
ReplyDeleteon thing is for sure:
ReplyDeletenever mess with the kitty---
puuuuurrrrrr.... ;)
I love those last lines. "She has to say she's sorry; She isn't, but the lying makes her happy." That made me smile this early morning - been there. :)
ReplyDeleteSometimes its just easier to say 'sorry' even if it is a lie ... ;-)
ReplyDeleteOctoberlicious! Haunting images. That'll teach the boy to snicker. I bet he was so traumatized that he won't even eat a fun-sized Snickers let alone snicker at a witchlet.
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend, my Tiger-friend!
A 55 -- whoo-hoo!!
ReplyDeleteLittle boys who snicker better watch out.
xo
Business pre-school?? lmao
ReplyDeleteWhat was Mrs. Upscale thinking??!
Hi Shay, I'm back from vacation and catching up on your posts-- As always, you did not disappoint. Love your writing!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend, jj
hehe...love the descriptors...as long as she is happy you know...smiles.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!
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