This is for Jenny Matlock's Saturday centus. I was limited to 60 words, two of which needed to be "Dear John".
I'm glad you've found this note I've pinned to the casserole.
Welcome home. The city is a madhouse since the virus.
All changed? Sitting down eating? See how well I know you?
Thanks for promising to end your affair.
Full now? Full of virus. (The casserole.) I know you've been with her.
See how well I know you?