This is for Jenny Matlock's Saturday centus. I was limited to 60 words, two of which needed to be "Dear John".
Dear John,
I'm glad you've found this note I've pinned to the casserole.
Welcome home. The city is a madhouse since the virus.
All changed? Sitting down eating? See how well I know you?
Thanks for promising to end your affair.
Full now? Full of virus. (The casserole.) I know you've been with her.
See how well I know you?
_______
OMG! Right on!
ReplyDeleteIf cheaters ever stopped thinking with their "other brain" they would realize just how transparent they are, and how smart women are!!
ReplyDeleteGreat post!!
Oh and she is totally going to get away with it! Good on her!!!
ReplyDeleteLoved this post!
oh you are so evil and he is so deserving.
ReplyDeleteDamn! I was going to make the comment, "I heard revenge was a dish best served cold, but I guess this one was best served hot," and then I saw one of your labels.
ReplyDeleteI was one of the first 37 commenters, and thought I was being a bit clever for a Sunday afternoon, but no...
Knowing thine enemy is indeed an advantage!
ReplyDeleteWho said "Living well is the best revenge?" I'm all for just getting rid of the problem. Great!
ReplyDeleteNamaste..........cj
Oh Wow! Revenge is sweet casserole.......
ReplyDeleteOutstanding Job !
ReplyDeleteHow dark, wicked, diabolical and such a great read...I love it !
The detective and lawyer in me says she won't get away with it though...she forgot the first thing you learn in Law School, "Never put anything in writing or anywhere else" Just sayin'...
Oh, dear!!
ReplyDeleteNever knew casseroles could be so dangerous!
=)
that was wickedly delicious. loved it.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see we've moved beyond keying the car and have progressed directly to manslaughter. I like the cut of your jib, my friend.
ReplyDeleteCackles! I love it - maybe a little bit too much, heh heh heh.
ReplyDeleteAnd he said she didn't know how to cook....
ReplyDeleteOh yes, revenge is best served cold
ReplyDeleteLovely piece of "twilight-zone"-fiction! But I agree with Nonna Beach - she'll never get away with it! Great nerve in this text.
ReplyDeleteAre you, like me, secretly interested in writing mystery or suspense stories? I think you have a knack for this!
Wonderfully evil text!
Best wishes,
Anna
Sanna writes to John Tell-Anna's SC wk 60
Oh, I loved this! What a different take on Dear John! It's always amazing how many different stories we can come up with, isn't it? Yours is one of the best!
ReplyDeletelaughing gleefully....
ReplyDeleteI pinkie swear I will never, ever, EVER tick you off.
ReplyDeleteAnd I also pinkie swear I will never, ever, EVER eat a food offering if you bring me one after I do!
ha!
This was awesome.
Love, love, loved this!