Sunday, January 29, 2012

A Few Lines From A Couple Of Canines

Sheila: What a party! I can't wait to get out of these heels.

Buck: We'll be home soon, lambchop.

Sheila: Take the thruway...it's faster.

Buck: I think I can manage. We live three miles away. It's not exactly "Incredible Journey", you know.

Sheila: Sorry, dear. Drive on. Did you enjoy dinner?

Buck: Mine tasted like week old kibble.

Sheila: Really? You should have had some of mine. It was delicious and the portions were enormous.

Buck: Same as our hostess.

Sheila: Bucky! You devil. She likes you, you know. The way she came rushing at you before we were barely to the door...anyone would think you were the mailman!

Buck: Bite your tongue, darling!

Sheila: Buddy certainly didn't. I thought he was going to bore the entire table to death, going on about his show ribbons.

Buck: Not impressed, my pet?

Sheila:  He's overbearing. Thank god you studs all went off to your little preserve in the den to have your chew sticks.

Buck: We have to, darling. If we had to stay and hear bitches going on about puppies and flea bath shampoos, we'd all start howling.

Sheila: Bucky, what a thing to say. If any of the wives have got fleas, then I'm sure they got them from their husbands. After all, who knows where they've been?

Buck: I don't know about that, lambchop. We're all kept on dreadfully short leashes.

Sheila: And you love it!

Buck: I'm going to pull in at this gas station. I need to use the men's room.

Sheila: You always drink too much at parties.

Buck: They had flavored water! And a fully stocked bowl!

Sheila: All right dear. I'll just run in to the ladies' and check my collar.

Buck: What for? We're only going home.

Sheila: I've got plans for you!

Buck: You sweet Jezebel.

Sheila: You animal!

Buck: I think I'm just a lucky dog.

Sheila: Oh, Bucky...
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for the Photo Challenge at Real Toads. Photograph by Daryl Edelstein.                  

       

20 comments:

Brian Miller said...

(howl)

cute story...and to each their own...smiles.

Sioux said...

The countless connections you made between a two-legged couple and a four-legged one...fabulous.

hedgewitch said...

Laffin @ the flea shampoo--and perfect comeback. Dogs rule.

Scarlet said...

Ha! Witty one, my dear. Who knows where that Bucky has been? ;)

Rene Foran said...

this is hysterical. Love the wordpaly and the way those dogs banter :)

Sherry Blue Sky said...

My favorite post ever!!!!!! You had me at the title. SO adorable!

razzamadazzle said...

What a riot!

Lynn said...

The picture is adorable, but the conversation was over the top - really enjoyed it!

Lolamouse said...

Doggoneit! You've done it again! I'm howling!

Kerry O'Connor said...

I literally choked when I got to this line:

Buck: We have to, darling. If we had to stay and hear bitches going on about puppies and flea bath shampoos, we'd all start howling...

I have a similar abhorrence for lady-talk at dinner parties, so I'm with Bucky on that one.

So, so funny.

Lynn said...

lol!

Heaven said...

You really liked this picture...ha..ha...This was hysterical ~ Love it Shay ~

Joanna Jenkins said...

Hahahahaha... "the mailman!"

I LOVED this one.

xo jj

HermanTurnip said...

With no opposable thumbs, they sure handle that car well enough. I'm guessing it's an automatic?

Cloudia said...

brilliant fun! SO many great lines!

and love that Daryl shot that inspired it



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Hannah Stephenson said...

Totally adorable!!

Daryl Edelstein said...

I am so laughing .. so laughing .. 'and a fully stocked bowl' .. OH!!!!

Mama Zen said...

The "Incredible Journey" reference made me howl!

Shawna said...

Here are today's prompt words:

http://rosemarymint.wordpress.com/2012/01/30/monday-melting-week-4/

I'll be back to catch up on your poems this afternoon.

Margaret said...

I do love The Incredible Journey... very funny take on this very funny photo!