Marian says write a poem using words which begin with each letter of the alphabet in sequence. The task is beyond me, and so I offer this rarity from the immortal pen of Lady Constance Brillow-Wigg, the grande dame of the Oriental fukyu form in English.
Ass baboons cannonball
down every fucking guano-hazed intestine,
jackassy kissass lickspittle macaques,
not odoriferous pyorrheal queasy rhesus shitheads,
thrilling unfortunate venereal wart xpressing yammering zombies.
Generally considered to be the most genteel of the British fukyu poets, Lady Brillow-Wigg shocked Edwardian society when she married a Bantu warrior and bore him thirteen screaming children. Living out her days as an expatriate with a dinner plate wedged into her lower lip for beauty's sake, Lady Constance eventually died at the age of 87 from an overdose of laxative. The loss of this great literary genius is still mourned today.