but funding has to come from somewhere.
We can't just open the vault every time a twister
blows up your skirt--
musses your hair.
Somebody ought to stop all these Munchkins and monkeys
from flying across our border like they do.
You must be THIS TALL to vote, with a picture I.D.--
this means singers and simians.
This means YOU.
Dorothy, don't think for a minute that your vajayjay is your own;
don't make eyes at Glinda Good Witch, we've got interns keeping logs.
We're the men behind the curtain--
for Susie's Yellow Brick Road challenge at Toads