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Saturday, June 24, 2017

Be Careful What You Pray For


Be careful what you pray for
send away for
wait all day for,

Cos maybe God just wants you to peez shut beeg fat mouf. 

Ever think of that?
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For the "Peanuts" prompt at Real Toads. We could choose our own comic strip, so I chose my favorite one, "Pearls Before Swine" by Stephan Pastis. The crocs are always trying to eat their zebra neighbor, but are too dumb to catch him. 

18 comments:

  1. I had a good laugh at this, Shay. Love the crocs vernacular.

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  2. Ha... this is good news, God has humor. I wait for a bolt of light.

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  3. I get the feeling the flies are saying this when I'm chasing them around with the swatter.

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  4. LOL!!!

    Such gooood fun to start the ball a rolling

    Much love...

    (✿◠‿◠)

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  5. The existential angst expressed here is metafictionally superlative and cogito-wise, absurdo sum lauda. And as ever, the motes of cosmic truth are quite dazzly if one looks for them.

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  6. Good one (but true)

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  7. I think God must have a sense of humor... and a human induced headache

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  8. Ha! Hilarious! Did not see that one coming. Love the poem.

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  9. Brilliant stuff indeed, thanks for sharing!

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  10. Only you could have written this. I so love it. Can you IMAGINE being beseiged by six billion pleas a day?

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  11. I'm sure God and whole bunch of others are begging me to shut my big mouth. Retirement hasn't slowed you down, it seems...

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  12. Stop axing for so much and just tell God "thank You".

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