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Saturday, June 24, 2017

Be Careful What You Pray For


Be careful what you pray for
send away for
wait all day for,

Cos maybe God just wants you to peez shut beeg fat mouf. 

Ever think of that?
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For the "Peanuts" prompt at Real Toads. We could choose our own comic strip, so I chose my favorite one, "Pearls Before Swine" by Stephan Pastis. The crocs are always trying to eat their zebra neighbor, but are too dumb to catch him. 
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18 comments:

  1. Kerry O'ConnorJune 24, 2017 at 2:43 PM

    I had a good laugh at this, Shay. Love the crocs vernacular.

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  2. brudbergJune 24, 2017 at 3:43 PM

    Ha... this is good news, God has humor. I wait for a bolt of light.

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  3. BrendanJune 24, 2017 at 3:58 PM

    I get the feeling the flies are saying this when I'm chasing them around with the swatter.

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  4. Gillena CoxJune 24, 2017 at 4:35 PM

    LOL!!!

    Such gooood fun to start the ball a rolling

    Much love...

    (✿◠‿◠)

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  5. hedgewitchJune 24, 2017 at 5:06 PM

    The existential angst expressed here is metafictionally superlative and cogito-wise, absurdo sum lauda. And as ever, the motes of cosmic truth are quite dazzly if one looks for them.

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  6. CloudiaJune 24, 2017 at 7:47 PM

    a BIG Amen, Sistah!

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  7. AnonymousJune 24, 2017 at 8:41 PM

    Good one (but true)

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  8. Debi SwimJune 24, 2017 at 9:12 PM

    I think God must have a sense of humor... and a human induced headache

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  9. The BizzaJune 24, 2017 at 9:34 PM

    Ha! Hilarious! Did not see that one coming. Love the poem.

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  10. AngieJune 24, 2017 at 10:56 PM

    that's a good jolt!

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  11. Rosemary Nissen-WadeJune 24, 2017 at 11:52 PM

    Oh yes, I have thought of that!

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  12. ShadowJune 25, 2017 at 7:08 AM

    Ha ha! Superb

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  13. BlogorattiJune 25, 2017 at 12:04 PM

    Brilliant stuff indeed, thanks for sharing!

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  14. Sherry Blue SkyJune 25, 2017 at 3:38 PM

    Only you could have written this. I so love it. Can you IMAGINE being beseiged by six billion pleas a day?

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  15. Sioux RoslawskiJune 25, 2017 at 6:22 PM

    I'm sure God and whole bunch of others are begging me to shut my big mouth. Retirement hasn't slowed you down, it seems...

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  16. Buddah MoskowitzJune 26, 2017 at 12:53 PM

    Stop axing for so much and just tell God "thank You".

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  17. LynnJune 26, 2017 at 1:22 PM

    Ha!

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  18. Liz Rice-SosneJune 27, 2017 at 12:49 AM

    Well - you had me in stitches.

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Spirit, what do you wish to tell us?

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