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Showing posts with label country living. Show all posts
Showing posts with label country living. Show all posts

Friday, April 25, 2025

Hollyhocks, Sunflowers, Marigolds


 
Hollyhocks, sunflowers, marigolds
in a field by a white barn waving
where the orange cat searches for the little voles
hollyhocks, sunflowers, marigolds
just a stone's throw over from the spring foals
and the little stream its low banks laving
hollyhocks, sunflowers, marigolds
in a field by a white barn waving.

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a triolet for Lillian's image
over at Dverse Open Link
 

Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Poem About a Dream, With Shifting Tense

 

I dreamed you were there again
like a delayed letter in the mailbox
twined with thorns, slick with lipstick.

There you were, at my doorway
on my farm where I have never laid eyes
or set foot, nor sat cross-legged in the wild-grown meadow.

You were with someone new.
I was with someone new.
They were both starting to see how things are. 

Your hair, you know, it's like a pillow on a bed
where I long to be. And me, I have the key that you can't find,
as clunky as a cow's bell, as broken as an old washer. 

The guy you were with had begun to see the 
sunset behind your October eyes; I've known your full dark.
I'm here but obscured from the wildflower partner beside me.

I'm getting a vibe, like pixelated messages from space,
that your man would like to be mine instead, and drop his
heavy bags on my rag rug. I think my partner has checked out silently.

So there we stand, in a now that never was,
in a place we never were, playing out a scene like breezy clouds.
I see blackbirds on the split-rail fence, dipping, calling,
and feel my heart break apart inside my chest like a broken door handle.
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for Word Garden Word List--The Jesus Cow

Music: Coldplay The Scientist



Monday, February 7, 2022

How To Do The End Of The World Cha Cha

 

Convinced of the End Times, Neighbor Jim
MacGyvers up a companion from old soup cans,
paint brushes, stereo wire and car parts,

A sort of Bride of Frankenstein to ease Armageddon 
with chicken pot pies and a surprisingly
avid libido.

One day she comes across the common alley
for a woman-to-woman, making certain things clear about
Neighbor Jim, my skank ass, and Fist City.

Watching her walk away, dragging her dinosaur tail on the lawn,
I envy her those spinal plates, round-so-round
vulcanized boobs, and blowy porn-model Medusa hair.

I'm saying she's dishy, in a home appliance kind of way.
There is a tender grace to the way she lights the candles with her tongue
as she and Neighbor Jim while away the evenings

Watching This Old House on the generator-powered tv,
waiting on the six trumpets of Revelation as if they were the Tijuana Brass 
doing a hotel gig on the last day of a bang-up Cancun vaykay.
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for Word Garden Word List #12 (Richard Brautigan)



Saturday, September 25, 2021

Free House Hunter's Guide from Herb West's Second Chance Realty!


1.When buying a new house, do not search via Ouija board.

2. A reputable realtor is key. Avoid any who keep a muddy shovel in the corner of their office. Notice his/her attire. Plague masks or hooded black robes are red flags.

3. Ask about pets. Some homes come with pets included, but inspect cupboards and attics for them before deciding.

4. Landscaping is important. Is the yard tidy and pleasant? Things such as grave stones, bright green industrial by-product bubbling up, or yellow crime tape are hints that the property has not been well maintained. 

5. How many bathrooms are there? Are there bathrooms at all? While outbuildings may lend a certain retro charm, how will you feel about it on a cold winter morning? Inspect indoor pipes and fixtures, if any, for gaping holes, flaking rust, or evidence that thieves have removed the copper. This can be ascertained by examining walls for smashed plaster, large missing sections, and graffiti. These are subtle signs of future trouble.

6. Is the house original, or have additions been added? Is there a mother-in-law apartment, and is someone's mother-in-law currently residing there? Do you think you could get along with her, or is she a total bitch? Would you want to have to bother with bricking or boarding her in? Very few new home buyers consider the inconvenience of police investigations and felony charges while still trying to settle in.

7. Is the exterior protected with aluminum or vinyl siding? Are there gaps where large birds have built elaborate nests? Are there apertures for archers or cannon? Are chimneys constructed of sturdy brick, or hastily applied papier mache? You'll want to know, before closing on a house. 

8. Finally, you know the old maxim: Location, location, location!!! Is the house near, or built on, a bog or nuclear waste dump? (Remember, the only glow you should have is that of a proud new home owner!) Is the house part of a military target range? Inquire as to their hours, national affiliation, and size of ordnance before moving in. You'll be glad you did! Also, check to make sure the property is not being used as a large cat sanctuary, winter grounds for carnies, or as a headquarters for an illegal religious cult.

Happy house hunting! My name is Mitzy MacIntosh, and I'd be delighted to help you find the home of your dreams! Just call Herb West's Second Chance Realty and ask for Mitzy!
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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Kiss The Scarecrow

Kiss the scarecrow.
Go on,
you've waited all year for this.

Through mincing, droolmouth springtime.
Through a summer of blindlight hiss.
Girl, go kiss that scarecrow.
For the hit, for the high, for this.

Mama found nine black feathers
in your sheets, your skin, your head.
She slapped you smart with an open fist;
next thing, Mama's dead.

Kiss the scarecrow.
Go on,
step quick between the stalks.

Start from the porch where the black bell hangs.
Cat's cradle noose in the dark.
Girl, go kiss that scarecrow.
Til it tremble, til it burn, til it talk.
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Image from weheartit.com. Inspiration from mood wings.