Saturday, June 6, 2009

Estrogenia

I received this reply to a response I had made for travel information:

  • Thank you for inquiring about points of interest in Estrogenia and for information regarding Estrogenic culture!
  • Every 28 days, don't miss the Feast of Saint Midol. Don't forget to estrogenuflect!
  • Visit an Estrogenic Art Fair! Go through the tunnel to the famous cavern where local artists create estrocentric art! Doughnuts and Lifesavers available!
  • Did you know...that there is no word in Estrogenic for "no"?
  • But there are 573 words for "shop".
  • Only one Camaro automobile has ever been sold in Estrogenia. But 502,349 bright yellow Volkswagen 'beetles" were sold in the first three days of last week.
  • Tiny Estrogenia leads the world in chocolate consumption.
  • The official language of Estrogenia is Snark.
  • Estrogenic army knives include an eyelash curler, an emory board for nails, and a cell phone.
  • No one knows what the Estrogenic national anthem is called, but you can dance to it.
  • Estrogenia is bordered by Testosto Rica. If Testosto Ricans run out of wars to fight, they furiously attack themselves. Their chief export is bananas.

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12 comments:

Scarlet said...

I have a cousin from Testoto Rica...and he loves bananas. ;)

Sioux said...

OMG! This is all so very clever! I have just recently started reading your blog, and so enjoy the content. Thank you for your imagery and inspiration!

Shadow said...

okay, i had to read this twice to get it, heee heee heeee. sorry, blame it on late saturday afternoon.....

pheromone girl said...

So THAT's where bananas come from!

Riot Kitty said...

Oh I love it!

Kristin H. said...

My travel pamphlet showed the planes for Estrogenia Air. They were bright pink with bows painted on the wings. Seriously.

Mama Zen said...

Yes, yes, it was me. I bought the Camaro!

K said...

I do love muscle cars, but I can also eat my body weight in chocolate.

I'll dance to national song.

Daryl said...

TOOOOO funny, silly me thought for half a sentence you were 'serious'

Fireblossom said...

Why did I feel certain you would like the humor in this, Daryl? ;-)

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!! Omigosh...thanks for the. . .hehehe. . .hehehe. . .sorry, can't seem to. . .hahaha. . .stop. . .hehehe. . .oh, thank you! Boy, did I need that!

Tammy said...

I'll be laughing for a while over this. Very clever.