Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Tales of Shocking True Crime: The Dangerous Doughnut



The dangerous doughnut takes to wearing a fedora and starts a crime syndicate.


"This town belongs to me, see?" says the doughnut.


The doughnut's gun moll is an eclair named Clare.

They get a room at the Ritz and he licks her frosting.

"You're so sweet," purrs Clare.


The dangerous doughnut flattens the notorious Pancake Gang and ices Grapefruit Guido.

Just when it seems that nothing can stop him, a couple of cops come into the doughnut shop.


"Listen fellas," says the dangerous doughnut. "I'm on the square!"

The coppers look at him.

Then at each other.

Then back at the doughnut.

"But you're round," they say.


The dangerous doughnut goes for the tommy gun he keeps under the counter,

But the coppers pull out their pistols and fill him full of holes.

More holes.

Different holes.


As Clare leans over him, crying big custard tears, the dangerous doughnut chokes out his last words.


"You're the cat's pajamas, baby. But remember...this town will eat you up!"


THE END

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13 comments:

Lany said...

LMAO...I LOVE THIS!!! :D

Shadow said...

the life an times of a donut wild!

K said...

Must be hard to be a circle in a square town.

Mama Zen said...

I'm noticing a theme . . .

Can I get you some breakfast?

Daryl said...

Truly a giggle ..

Kay said...

LOL! fantastic! big smiles :) thank you!

Gabriella Moonlight said...

Oh the pity of a small town..the sadness of custard tears and the irony of cops in a donut shop...thank you for this...

G

Scarlet said...

You did it; you made me giggle tonight! :D

david mcmahon said...

Brilliant.

Sandi McBride said...

OMG! What heaven it must be to live in your imagination! Congrats on Post of the Day nomination from David...again, may I say...OMG!
Sandi

Lee said...

Fantastic fun! What a wonderful imagination you have! Congratulations on making Davids Post of the Day list.

Cheers!

Suldog said...

That's great fun stuff. I especially liked the "big custard tears" bit.

Congratulations on your Post Of The Day from David!

Joanna Jenkins said...

FANTASTIC! I can see why David selected you as Post of the Day.
I'm a new fan!!! I'll be back again soon.