Friday, November 5, 2010

The Disinvited




You got rid of your dog,


The one your good guy husband adored...


Because it might have germs on its ass


When it sits on the carpet


Where the kids play.




My dog sleeps with me,


Licks my face,


Eats my plate...


So gross!




Oh, by the way,


Your kids cannot catch my queerness...


Pinkie promise, Princess.


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picture: Alexz Johnson. If there were any justice in the world at all, I would look exactly like her. ;-)

18 comments:

Eric Alder said...

Too bad people can't be as accepting as dogs.

Brian Miller said...

why look like her when you can look like you...smiles. you are who you are...and that is just the way we like you...smiles.

willow said...

I know some anal people just like this. Bleh. :P

Lynn said...

Love me, love my dog. Right?

G-Man said...

Shay...
Dog Lovers do the strangest things.
You are no different.
But it does make for interesting stories.
Excellent 55 My Dear.
Thanks for playing, thanks for visiting, thanks for your encouraging words on my post, and have a Kick Ass Week-End....G

Daryl said...

In some instances I wish gay-ness was catching, I know some people who could use a little

TALON said...

Bosco is one lucky dog :)

Sherry Blue Sky said...

That woman has NO IDEA what kind of germs her precious kids are going to get into - germs being the least of her worries. I love the bite in this poem - it needs to connect with an ass:)Good poem first thing on a Friday morning. Wowzers.

La Belette Rouge said...

Dear Tiger-friend,
I happily kiss my dog on the lips. There are family members who I would never-never-never allow the same intimacy.
p.s. People can be soooo dumb. However, it is a comfort that there can be people sooooo smart like you. Smart is so much better than dumb. I wish smart was catching.
xoxo
Weasel-friend

Titanium said...

When I married my good guy, he came with a dog. His friend, companion and trusty (though goofy) sidekick. She is still the alpha bitch in the household- and that's fine by me. Pretty sure he doesn't kiss her, though. She's got fruit-punch for brains and her breath smells like dead-rat cookies.

Claudia said...

my dog used to lick my face as well...miss him..
my 55 is here

Cloudia said...

Direct punch!




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Mama Zen said...

Do I have to take off my rubber gloves to pinkie swear? Do you have hand sanitizer?

Scarlet Ily said...

Did Bosco inspire this one, chica? ;)

Lydia said...

A wee bit of anger in this one, and my dogs totally understand. They are too big to sleep with their humans...but the cats are just the right size. :)

Caty said...

sounds like this lady has a stick where it shouldn't be...

Jannie Funster said...

I wash every bit of my bedding 3x weekly, but having those little canine cuddle bugs snug beside us every night is more than worth it!

xoxo

cosmos cami said...

On Yeats...
It's Cemetary Gates by The Smiths
"Keats and Yeats are on your side, while Wilde is on mine."