You got rid of your dog,
The one your good guy husband adored...
Because it might have germs on its ass
When it sits on the carpet
Where the kids play.
My dog sleeps with me,
Licks my face,
Eats my plate...
Oh, by the way,
Your kids cannot catch my queerness...
Pinkie promise, Princess.
picture: Alexz Johnson. If there were any justice in the world at all, I would look exactly like her. ;-)