Reanimated Lavender Granola Switchblade Nun rides again.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Hail the V!

The reluctance of media to say certain words has been discussed in this space before, and as always, I say hail to the V! That's va jay jay, bay bay. Take me back to old Vagina. Oops, I said it, didn't I? Do I never tire of compromising conservative Christian values?

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  1. I had to laugh. I was flipping channels last week and stopped at a rerun of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" and the women were referring to their vaginas as their 'chucky'. I'll never, ever understand where the hell they got that one from. Then I recalled all the names MY family had for it: coo-coo, wooly-wooly, cooter, and on and on. Love your post!!

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  2. i am now tainted...i will have to go to evening services just to repent...thank goodness you did not say something like clitoris...it might have been the end of all things sacred...i think all the old ladies just passed out..someone call 911...

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  3. I saw this commercial on TV late one night when I was half asleep and thought I misunderstood
    "the most powerful thing on earth?" - hell, I'm gonna have to register mine!!

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  4. Ha! I love Brian's comments. This is another Dianne, away from blogging for awhile. I couldn't resist the title to your post.

    I'm of the age where the strength is soo lagging, I'm sagging.... P.T. chiro Kegels etc. are gonna pump me up. Ha!
    Thanks for this link,
    I'm HERE
    Di

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  5. I don't know - Dooce blogged about vajazzling the other day. :)

    http://dooce.com/2011/08/09/fun-whole-family

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  6. Ha! The truth hurts. I'm actually scared to even think about what that 'companion' video might be: Vaginal Cleansing will Get You A Raise..." I guess the medium may be the message there.

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  7. In answer to your question: Why stop doing something that is so fun and so necessary?

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  8. So, so funny....

    You are totally right.

    "Long live labia" was on the cutting room floor of Summer's Eve I think...

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  9. YOU are beyond hysterical ... as are the folks leaving comments. I am out of my league...a real pussy.

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  10. I am . . . what the . . . I thought the V were those freaky aliens . . .

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  11. I thought they were talking about beer

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  12. I am betting most of those conservative values have been compromised long ago

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Spirit, what do you wish to tell us?