Reanimated Lavender Granola Switchblade Nun rides again.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

A Girl Always Knows

That bold hussy bitch.
Right up to my front door, every day,
with her notes for my man.

Today she pays!
Today she--

"Duchess! Down! It's only the mail."
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for Mama Zen's Words Count feature at Real Toads. Today she wants conflict in 30 words or less.

29 comments:

  1. Your poem (she WAS a bitch!) was hilarious, Shay, and the introduction to the Chenille Sisters was much appreciated.

    Thanks for my first morning guffaw.

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  2. Haha! Gives new meaning to "Post Mistress".

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  3. A real LOL moment .. ah the life of a mail mistress

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  4. Don't shoot me, i'm only the messenger!
    ~rick

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  5. Hilarious! Hmmmm, perhaps more poems should be written from the perspective of animals. You're on to something here ...

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  6. Made me laugh! Made me guffaw! And that is a good thing!

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  7. Only a cat could not be jealous, and you know how *they* are. This was actually pretty twisty for my poor befoozled brain--a lot going on in 30 words, but all of it hilarious.

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  8. Haha! It's NEVER only the mail!
    All the senses are meeting at the door.
    And a tercet!

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  9. Love it! Oh how those doggies hate the mail man.

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  10. This was clever and fun to read!
    Thanks for the smile :D

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  11. Yes, very clever and it gave me a smile too.

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  12. Ha! (Very funny poster too.) k.

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  13. The conversational rant style...hilarious! Great conflict indeed! :)

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  14. I love it. "Duchess, down!" Only you could pack so much into so few words.

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  15. A woman's always right too. Funny. :)

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  16. conflict and tension. anticipation and fore shadowing. cool. aloha.

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