go ahead, go crazy,
open the mail on a Saturday.
I can see that you're gonna need my help.
you'll relax in a jiff.
"A girl's reputation is all she has got!"
I've got a whopper,
but don't believe everything they say.
what would happen
if you didn't buy that PR about the Red Sea
and how it turned into the fucking Dixie Highway
just cos Moses needed a fire exit?
Ooooh, you know what would happen!
The Dybbuk will get ya!
Well here I am. You peed your panties yet?
I've been misrepresented, yanno.
Mind if I sit closer?
See? I'm not some stenchy horror from a nightmare.
I've got French nails
Nothing but class here, honey.
Lemme in, lemme in, lemme in!
What've you got to lose?
What're you gonna do--
keep the inventory at the family business
until you kill your mother in law or she kills you?
Let me rock ya.
Just let go and I'll slip into your skin.
We'll be together and then the fun begins.
Did you hear the one about
the Hasidic rabbi and the massage therapist?
Aw, she's asleep.
Time for me to make my entrance
and for the crickets to sing:
for Izy's Out Of Standard challenge at Real Toads