Olympic freestyle w/ jungle animals was an instant hit.
The world's top swimmers, driven by ambition and terror, amused the crowd with feats of athletic derring-do.
Behold the gentle panda
blocking lane three
and the gnu in two
It was indeed unfortunate about the hungry tigers
diving in and disturbing the plastic markers.
Next, we offer soccer w/ lion pride.
Test audiences loved it, sponsorships galore!
That's tonight at ten.
Gymnastics w/ wolverines tomorrow at four.
for Sunday Muse #144