Reanimated Lavender Granola Switchblade Nun rides again.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

The Beauty Of Dance

being a Balassi strophe for Real Toads

Fat Otto, dumb kraut head,
I wish you would drop dead--
Here, try this poisoned strudel.
Your singing is off key
Like a busker's monkey
Weirdly trying to yodel.
Lumbering lunatic,
You Teutonic limp dick,
Dance, and make my scorn total.
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13 comments:

  1. i rather like the buskers monkey...

    i get the feeling you dont like this guy much eh? smiles.

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  2. Hahaha! Oh that's too funny. And I chose that pic just for the weird intensity on the guy's face as he executed his sky-jumping, heel-clicking move! You got her thoughts down exactly. (As I see it)

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  3. I love Tom and Jerry. :) I put their picture on a blog post once and it's my highest page view ever.

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  4. Oh well, thanks for that! I love Tom and Jerry. Have you seen what passes for cartoons now? The kids ain't gettin' no culcha!

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  5. Oh the bile and the scorn is thick enough to spread. If only all theatre critics were as honest...

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  6. No ambiguity here, I'd say. Love it, and the Tom and Jerry, and the sidebar print which I just noticed from the Fireblossom home decor. All of this forms the gourmet WG poetry feast that can only make turkey second best. Let the thankfulness flow.

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  7. I don't even like sour kraut. Good thing I'm a Latino and not from the rhineland. We dance differently, also.

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  8. really funny. totally unexpected verse.

    so, is a Krout head like a German Marine?

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  9. So funny! And I enjoyed the cartoon. I love the perfect detail in the old animation, and the music is always wonderful.

    Kay, Alberta, Canada
    An Unfittie’s Guide to Adventurous Travel

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  10. A busker's monkey? Boris, shut up your mouth!

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  11. I love Tom and Jerry! I miss those Saturday morning cartoons. And your words made me laugh...although I'd have hated to be on the receiving end of those labels! :)

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  12. "You Teutonic limp dick,"

    {snicker}

    the subtlety that is Shay...

    {snort}

    i actually remember this Tom & Jerry!

    {giggle}

    oh, f*ck it ~ LMFAO!!!

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