Fat Otto, dumb kraut head,
I wish you would drop dead--
Here, try this poisoned strudel.
Your singing is off key
Like a busker's monkey
Weirdly trying to yodel.
Lumbering lunatic,
You Teutonic limp dick,
Dance, and make my scorn total.
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Sunday, November 20, 2011
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i rather like the buskers monkey...
ReplyDeletei get the feeling you dont like this guy much eh? smiles.
Hahaha! Oh that's too funny. And I chose that pic just for the weird intensity on the guy's face as he executed his sky-jumping, heel-clicking move! You got her thoughts down exactly. (As I see it)
ReplyDeleteI love Tom and Jerry. :) I put their picture on a blog post once and it's my highest page view ever.
ReplyDeleteOh well, thanks for that! I love Tom and Jerry. Have you seen what passes for cartoons now? The kids ain't gettin' no culcha!
ReplyDeleteOh the bile and the scorn is thick enough to spread. If only all theatre critics were as honest...
ReplyDeleteNo ambiguity here, I'd say. Love it, and the Tom and Jerry, and the sidebar print which I just noticed from the Fireblossom home decor. All of this forms the gourmet WG poetry feast that can only make turkey second best. Let the thankfulness flow.
ReplyDeleteI don't even like sour kraut. Good thing I'm a Latino and not from the rhineland. We dance differently, also.
ReplyDeletereally funny. totally unexpected verse.
ReplyDeleteso, is a Krout head like a German Marine?
So funny! And I enjoyed the cartoon. I love the perfect detail in the old animation, and the music is always wonderful.
ReplyDeleteKay, Alberta, Canada
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A busker's monkey? Boris, shut up your mouth!
ReplyDeleteI love Tom and Jerry! I miss those Saturday morning cartoons. And your words made me laugh...although I'd have hated to be on the receiving end of those labels! :)
ReplyDeleteThis is the funniest thing ever!
ReplyDelete"You Teutonic limp dick,"
ReplyDelete{snicker}
the subtlety that is Shay...
{snort}
i actually remember this Tom & Jerry!
{giggle}
oh, f*ck it ~ LMFAO!!!
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