Sunday, November 20, 2011

The Beauty Of Dance

being a Balassi strophe for Real Toads

Fat Otto, dumb kraut head,
I wish you would drop dead--
Here, try this poisoned strudel.
Your singing is off key
Like a busker's monkey
Weirdly trying to yodel.
Lumbering lunatic,
You Teutonic limp dick,
Dance, and make my scorn total.
_______

 

13 comments:

Brian Miller said...

i rather like the buskers monkey...

i get the feeling you dont like this guy much eh? smiles.

Kerry O'Connor said...

Hahaha! Oh that's too funny. And I chose that pic just for the weird intensity on the guy's face as he executed his sky-jumping, heel-clicking move! You got her thoughts down exactly. (As I see it)

Lynn said...

I love Tom and Jerry. :) I put their picture on a blog post once and it's my highest page view ever.

ellen abbott said...

Oh well, thanks for that! I love Tom and Jerry. Have you seen what passes for cartoons now? The kids ain't gettin' no culcha!

Peter Goulding said...

Oh the bile and the scorn is thick enough to spread. If only all theatre critics were as honest...

hedgewitch said...

No ambiguity here, I'd say. Love it, and the Tom and Jerry, and the sidebar print which I just noticed from the Fireblossom home decor. All of this forms the gourmet WG poetry feast that can only make turkey second best. Let the thankfulness flow.

nene said...

I don't even like sour kraut. Good thing I'm a Latino and not from the rhineland. We dance differently, also.

zongrik said...

really funny. totally unexpected verse.

so, is a Krout head like a German Marine?

Kay L. Davies said...

So funny! And I enjoyed the cartoon. I love the perfect detail in the old animation, and the music is always wonderful.

Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie’s Guide to Adventurous Travel

Lolamouse said...

A busker's monkey? Boris, shut up your mouth!

Caty said...

I love Tom and Jerry! I miss those Saturday morning cartoons. And your words made me laugh...although I'd have hated to be on the receiving end of those labels! :)

Mama Zen said...

This is the funniest thing ever!

myheartslovesongs said...

"You Teutonic limp dick,"

{snicker}

the subtlety that is Shay...

{snort}

i actually remember this Tom & Jerry!

{giggle}

oh, f*ck it ~ LMFAO!!!