Don't feel like writing real poetry? Try non-prescription haiku. Haiku users have, however, reported the following: nausea, confusion, lethargy, skin rashes, radical changes in personality, strange or upsetting dreams, incontinence, and the urge to bomb Pearl Harbor. Ask your doctor about haiku. He'll say, "You batshit crazy asshole! Stay off that shit!"
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