Friday, September 20, 2013

haiku (watdafukizit TM)

Don't feel like writing real poetry? Try non-prescription haiku. Haiku users have, however, reported the following: nausea, confusion, lethargy, skin rashes, radical changes in personality, strange or upsetting dreams, incontinence, and the urge to bomb Pearl Harbor. Ask your doctor about haiku. He'll say, "You batshit crazy asshole! Stay off that shit!"

Presented as a public service in conjunction with G Man's friday 55!


LaTonya Baldwin said...

your irreverence is endearing. lol

Anonymous said...

is it incurable?

G-Man said...

I had a sneakin suspicion that Haiku twern't your favorite.
This just seals it.
I wasn't stumping for you to participate, but you did and now I'm Giddy!!!
Loved your Despise 55
Thank you Shay...I'm Not Worthy. I'm not Worthy....:-)
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

hedgewitch said...

But tell us, Shay, how do you *really* feel?

Chortling my posterior away here.

Sioux said...

I've also heard it causes "anal leakage" (like those supposedly low-fat "Wow" potato chips a long time ago).

Cloudia said...

Hi, Ku!

ALOHA from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral
=^..^= <3

rudyan said...

brilliant response to g-man's baiting... er, incontinence? the urge to bomb Pearl Harbor? - eek! I'm going to stay from that H-word from now on

Kerry O'Connor said...

I get you.. and all I ask is that you do not do a drive-by verbal shooting over at Real Toads this Sunday...not for the sake of those who venerate the shorter Japanese forms but for mine.

Helen said...

I'm cured ... I'm cured!!

Susie Clevenger said...

LOL...I am afraid I have been infected by haiku. I enjoy writing them, but I can certainly understand your disdain as it is a struggle to say something without turning it into something cute.

Mama Zen said...

I love it!

Daryl said...

sez it all