Hi, I'm Skittles. I've been dognapped by a crazy poet lady and held here for months now! I only have a few dozen toys, and sometimes she even stops petting me. Now today I heard her talking on the phone about a trip to see the doggy doctor. Someone save me! Put my picture on a milk carton! Helllppp!
Love,
Skittles the puppy
Skittles--
ReplyDeleteI've got your back. Soon, you'll see your picture plastered over dozens of billboards all over the country. After all, that crazy poet who has you transports her readers to many different places. Who knows where she'll take YOU...
Sending help immediately!
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Is this a new family member, Shay? He's a real cutie pie. Skittles, trust me, this trip is for your own good. Hang in there, boy! xo. Woof!!
ReplyDeleteprecious little girl! i do believe you are loved!
ReplyDeleteWoW... lots to do to get you posted on the milk cartons and drawing attention to your plight.
ReplyDeleteYou are so darling...can see why you feel neglected...Not. Peace and love and prayers for a quick recovery !
Peace and love
i wish i had a crazy poet lady like yours to take care of me, Skittles! you know you love her just as much as she loves you!
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