He stinks of moldy rain-funk.
Chloe and the Succubus exchange a look.
"Muffin, please," says Scarecrow.
God the Waitress picks a jukebox tune.
"Not that cows and corn cob shit!" wails the Succubus.
Chloe reaches out a hand. "C'mon, sailor."
A Flash 55 for my BFF Hedgewitch.
Image at top: scenes from "Dark Night of The Scarecrow", my favorite Halloween movie, in which Bubba the scarecrow comes back to get revenge on demented mailman Mr. Hazelrigg.