M-M-M-M-My Shadormas

zen master
drinks too much coffee
says to class
pardon me
leaves lotus, runs down the hall
but not fast enough
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zen master
visits his sister
she hands him
new nephew.
our bodies are illusions
but shoulder puke real
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zen master
ponders the spring rain
when stupid
car breaks down.
meditation does no good--
fucking thing is shit 
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zen master
can control his mind
but sometimes
unlucky
erection comes at wrong time
don't stand up just yet
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zen master
says souls can migrate
from body
to body.
unsightly skin condition
will end when you do
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zen master
has the hots for jane
but he must
ignore this.
concentrate on breathing or
think about baseball 
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zen master
should avoid dairy
but didn't
and now he
hopes he will not blow sour note
while teaching flute class
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zen master
left his trash novel
on the stand
by the bed
with just ten pages to go.
"be here now" my ass
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zen master
opens his chakras
to clear them
and cleanse them
wishes there was E-Z-Off
or some shit like that
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zen master
sleeps on a pallet
on the floor
but dreams of
room with big-ass hotel bed
escort and happy ending
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zen master
hates fireblossom lots
and wishes
she would stop
writing stupid shadormas
with him butt of joke
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for: Fussy Little Forms/ Shadorma at Real Toads.